Week 3 (May 26 - June 2, 1997)

FilenameFile sizeDescription
20dollar.wav209 KBHomer:Hmmm...Ouch pointy...Eww slimy...oh oh moving...Ah ha...Oh. 20 dollars? I wanted a peanut.
Homer's Brain:20 dollars can buy many peanuts
Homer:Explain how.
Homer's Brain:Money can be exchanged for goods and services
(Homer laughs and falls)
32dohs.wav161 KB(32 dohs in a row)
911.wav23.5 KBHello, operator! Give me the number for 911.
bart.wav10.7 KBEat my shorts!
beer.wav71.3 KBMr. Burns:Smithers, this beer isn't working, I don't feel any younger or funkier.
Smithers:I'll switch to the tablespoon, sir.
beerkill.wav130 KBOh Lisa. You and your stories, Bart is a vampire, beer kills brain cells. Now let's go back to that building...thingy...where our beds and TV...is.
bitch.wav22.8 KBWe are putting that bitch on ice!
bye.wav9.98 KBBye, Bye, Everybody!
champion.wav77.5 KB(Homer sings "I am the champion...")
cops.wav88.9 KBHomer:You know, one day, honest citizens are going to stand up to you crooked cops.
Cheif Wiggum:They are. Oh no, have they set a date?
dadahey.wav69.9 KB(Homer goes da da da da da hey...)
damned.wav55.9 KBYou're damned if you do and you're damned if you don't.
flea.wav135 KB(Homer sings 'There was a little spanish flea')
fool.wav95.6 KBHomer:You talk better than you fool.
Bart:I'll fool you up real nice.
Homer:You couldn't fool your mother on the foolingest day of your life if you had an electrified fooling machine.
itchy.wav113 KB(The Itchy and Scratchy Theme song)
joker.wav314 KB(Homer sings "The joker")
moelie.wav147 KBPolice officer:Do you hold a grudge against Montgomery Burns?
Moe:No (buzz). All right maybe I did but I didn't shoot him. (ding)
Police officer:Checks out, you're ok sir, you are free to go.
Moe:Good, cause I got a hot date tonight (buzz) a date (buzz) dinner with friend (buzz) dinner alone (buzz) watching TV alone (buzz) ...All right, I am going to sit at home and auggle at the girls in the Victoria Secret Catalogue (buzz)...Sears Catalogue (ding)...Now will you unhook this already, I don't deserve this kind of shabby treatment. (buzz)
mrplow.wav44.6 KB(Homer sings The Mr. Plow theme song)
peanut.wav63.2 KBAhh! The last peanut, overflowing with the oil and salt of its departed brothers.
plague.wav119 KBAs punishment for your desertion, its company policy to give you the plague.
TOTAL:1.80 MB19 sounds
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