Week 7 (June 23 - June 30, 1997)
| Filename | File size | Description |
| 12mill.wav | 410 KB | Lisa:I am sorry dad. Homer:It's all right, I understand. But I really could have used that 12 thousand dollars. Lisa:Umm Dad, 10% of 120 million dollars isn't 12 thousand dollars it's .... Hospital Speaker:Code blue, Code blue. |
| business.wav | 57.8 KB | Homer:See that boy, why aren't you making any business deals? Bart:I'll do it this afternoon. |
| home.wav | 791 KB | Homer:That didn't explain anything! All I know is they stole my face and used it for their stupid logo. There's no other explaination. Lisa:Wait! Look! TV:Mr. Sparkle, a joint venture of mossamotor fishworks and tamatabuchi heavy manufacturing and crown. Lisa:Hey, it was all a coincidence. Bart:Yep, there's your answer, fish bulb. Homer:Well, it was a good ride while it lasted. Come on kids let's go home. Bart:We are home. Homer:That was fast. |
| lesson.wav | 97.6 KB | Well Lisa, I hope you learned your lesson:Never help anyone. |
| listen.wav | 924 KB | Moe:Ahh, yeah hi, I am calling for Revern Lovejoy, Who is this? Marge:Well ahh, this is the umm..listen lady. Moe:Yeah well, listen, lady. I got so many problems, I don't even know where to begin here. Marge:OK. Why don't you start from the top? Moe:All righty. Ahh, number 1:I've lost the will to live. Marge:Oh, that's ridiculous, Moe. You've got lots to live for. Moe:Really? That's not what Revern Lovejoy been telling me. Wow! You're good, Thanks. (Hangs Up). (Phone rings again) Hi it's me again. I got another problem, ahh this one's about my cat. (cat grows) Yeah, shut up, I am asking her. |
| wasitchy.wav | 151 KB | (Itchy and scratchy closing theme song) |
| kampkrst.wav | 543 KB | (The Kamp Krusty song) |
| manyprnk.wav | 140 KB | (A sound with many prank calls to Moe's) Phone call for Al, Al choholic....ahhh Jacques Strap...Is I.P. Freely here?...hey, is there a butts here, Seymore Butts...Ahhh Homer Sexual...my crotch...ahh, Amanda Hugenkiss...ahh Hugh Jazz...Ivona tinkle...I am a stupid moron with an ugly face and a big butt and my butt smells and I like to kiss my own butt. |
| meowmeow.wav | 88.0 KB | I know you can read my thoughts boy, meow meow moew meow meow meow meow meow meow meow... |
| apes.wav | 418 KB | (The planet of the apes song) |
| homereat.wav | 300 KB | (Homer eating in the background) Frank Grimes:God, he eats like a pig! Lenny:I don't know, pigs tend to chew, I say he eats more like a duck. |
| rats.wav | 634 KB | Bart:Oh, geeze. Millhouse, How could you let this happen, you were suppose to be the night watchman. Millhouse:I was watching, I saw the whole thing. First, it started falling over, then it fell over. Bart:Wow! I wonder where all the rats are going to go? (lots of rats moving) Moe:Ok, everybody tuck your pants into your socks. |
| funeral.wav | 757 KB | Revern Lovejoy:Frank Grimes, or Grimey as he liked to be called, taught us that a man can truimph over adversity. And even though Frank's agonizing strugle through life was tragicly cut short. I'm sure he's looking down at us right now. Homer:(Snores)Change the channel marge. (laughter from everyone) |
| manymms.wav | 1.05 MB | (Homer saids many of his Mmm...s) |
| TOTAL: | 6.48 MB | 15 sounds |
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