Week 8 (June 30 - July 7, 1997)

FilenameFile sizeDescription
badcops.wav160 KB(The 'Bad Cops' song)
crap.wav32.6 KBWhat a load of crapy crap crap!
ears.wav297 KBLisa:I like him! He's smart, he's sensitive. He's clearly not obessed with his physical appearance.
Homer:My ears are burning.
Lisa:Ahh, I wasn't talking about you dad.
Homer:No, my ears are really burning. I wanted to see inside, so I lit a Q-tip.
killboss.wav24.4 KBKill my boss? Do I dare live out the american dream?
kwikmart.wav607 KB(The Kwik E-Mart song)
plpwigm.wav552 KB(Pulp Fiction Music)Ed:You know I went to the McDonalds in Shelbyville on Friday night.
Cheif Wiggum:A Mc What?
Ed:A McDonalds restaurant. I never heard of it either but they have over 2000 locations in this state alone.
Lou:Must have sprung up over night.
Ed:You know the funniest thing though, it's the little differences.
Cheif Wiggum:Example.
Ed:Well at McDonalds you can buy a Krusty burger with chesse right, but they don't call it a Krusty burger with chesse.
Cheif Wiggum:Get out. Well what do they call it?
Ed:A quater pounder with chesse.
Cheif Wiggum:A quater pounder with chesse? Well I can picture the chesse but ahh do they have Krusty partially gelnated non-diary gum based beverages?
Ed:Hmm hm, they call them shakes.
Lou:Shakes. You don't know what you're getting.
Cheif Wiggum:Well I know what I'm getting....some donuts. Ahh help me under the booth boys.
rake.wav233 KB(22 seconds of Sideshow Bob stepping on rakes and going "eugghhhh"!)
alcohol.wav145 KBTo alcohol! The cause of and solution to all of life's problems.
bathtubs.wav111 KBHomer:42 bathtubs please.
Sales guy:You know they are 50 for $3000 today.
Homer:I said 42!
catch.wav175 KB(Everybody with their catch phrases)Homer:Doh! Bart:Aye Carumba! Marge:Mhhh. Maggie:(suck suck) Flanders:Hidily Ho Barney:(Burps) Nelson:Ha Ha! Mr. Burns:Excellent..........Lisa:If anyone wants me I'll be in my room. Homer:What kind of catch phrase is that?
elimnatr.wav573 KBCommander at Military School:Consequently now, no cadet can receive a passing grade for the academic year without first conquering this: meet the eliminator. That's 150 foot hand over hand crawling across a 60 gage hem-2 line with with a blister factor of 12. The rope is suspended a full 40 feet over a solid british acre of old growth conneticut valley thorn bushes. Gentleman, welcome to flavour country.
Lisa:Ahh, this wasn't in the brochure.
oldpeple.wav78.8 KBMarge, please, old people don't need companionship. They need to be isolated and studied, so it can be determined what nutrients they have that might be extracted for our personal use.
realmony.wav186 KBHomer:You see boy, the real money is in bootlegging, not in your childish vandalism.
Bart:Oh, so many wasted nights.
tubby.wav246 KBRex Banner:Are you the beer baron?
Comic store guy:Yes, but only by night. By day, I am a mild mannered reporter for a major metropolitan newspaper.
Rex Banner:Don't crack wise with me, tubby.
Comic store guy:Tubby? Oh yes, tubby.
discteam.wav373 KBData:Ahhh the trail has become indistinct. I suggest we split up to cover more ground.
Bart:Good idea. Millhouse, you and me will be Omega team. Todd, you and Data are Team Strike Force. Nelson, that leaves you and Martin.
Martin:Team Discovery Channel!
rabbit.wav270 KBYes, the Simpsons have come a long way since an old drunk made humans out of his rabbit characters to pay off his gambling debts. Who knows what adventures they'll have between now and the time the show becomes unprofitable.
robots.wav519 KBThe wars of the future will not be fought on a battlefield or at sea. They will be fought in space or possibly on top of a very tall mountain. In either case, most of the actual fighting will be done by small robots and as you go forth today, remember always, your duty is clear: to build and maintain those robots. Thank You.
sand.wav270 KBSo the next time you are walking on the beach, enjoying an hour glass, or making cheap low-grade windshields. Think where we would be without...sand. (followed by the "Sand" chant)
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