Week 9 (July 7 - July 14, 1997)
| Filename | File size | Description |
| abortion.wav | 538 KB | Announcer:Ladies and gentlemen, 73 year old candidate, Bob Dole! (crowd cheers) Alien:Abortions for all. (crowd boos) Very well, no abortions for anyone. (crowd boos again) Humm...Abortions for some, minature American flags for all of us. (crowd cheers) |
| garbgemn.wav | 489 KB | Kid in Shelbyville:Springfield sucks! Bart:Hey! Stop talking bad about my town, man. Kid in Shelbyville:Why don't you make me? Bart:I don't make trash, I burn it. Kid in Shelbyville:Then, I guess, you're a garbageman! Bart:Well, I know you're, but what am I? Kid in Shelbyville:A garbage man! Bart:Oh, I know you're, but what am I? Kid in Shelbyville:A garbage man! Bart:I know you're, but what am I? Kid in Shelbyville:A garbage man! Bart:Takes one to know one. (Kid is confused) Data:Check-Mate. |
| skinrsng.wav | 330 KB | (The Principal Skinner song) |
| whip.wav | 176 KB | (Smithers sings 'whip it good') |
| carumba.wav | 21.9 KB | Aye Carumba! |
| carchase.wav | 237 KB | Looks like we got ourselves an old-fashion car chase...(the music of 'Sunshine and lollipops') |
| eatthem.wav | 117 KB | Oh my god! Space Aliens, Don't eat me! I have a wife and kids, eat them! |
| fish.wav | 318 KB | Ahh...the old fishing hole. So peaceful and relaxing. Doesn't even matter if I catch a single fish............Come on you stupid fish, take the bait! |
| force.wav | 96.3 KB | Mayor Quimby:And let me say...may the force be with you. Lenoard Nimoy:Do you even know who I am? Mayor Quimby:I think I do, weren't you one of the little rascals? |
| radoshck.wav | 164 KB | Dr. Hibbert:We've got to find Hugo! Homer:We'll search out every place a sick twisted solitary misfit might run to! Lisa:I'll start with Radio Shack! Homer:Right. |
| saved.wav | 467 KB | Dr. Hibbert:but what to do with poor Hugo? Too crazy for boy's town, too much of a boy for crazy town. The child was an outcast. So we did the only humane thing. Homer:We chained Hugo up in the attic like an animal and fed him a bucket of fish heads once a week. Marge:It saved our marriage! |
| saw-arms.wav | 177 KB | Technican Guy 1:You're serious. Technican Guy 2:Homer, this is never easy to say, I am gonna have to saw your arms off. Homer:They'll grow back, right? Technican Guy 2:Oh, yeah. (starts the saw) Homer, (stops the saw) are you just holding on to the can? Homer:Your point being? |
| election.wav | 353 KB | Helen Lovejoy:We demand you bring in a police cheif who will enforce the prohibition law! Mayor Quimby:Demand? Who are you to demand anything? I run this town. You're just a bunch of low-income nobodies. Quimby's assistant:Ahh...election in November, election in Novemeber. Mayor Quimby:What? Again! This stupid country! |
| homo.wav | 749 KB | Homer:That John is the greatest guy in the world, we gotta have him and his wife over for drinks sometime. Marge:Umm..I don't think he is married, Homer. Homer:Oh..a swinging bachelor, eh? Well there's lots foxy ladies out there! Marge:Homer, didn't John seem a little festive to you? Homer:Couldn't agree more, happy as a clown! Marge:He perferes the company of men. Homer:Who doesn't? Marge:Homer, listen carefully, John is a ho-mo Homer:Right. Marge:sexual. (Homer Screams) |
| softball.wav | 444 KB | (The Talking Softball song) |
| TOTAL: | 4.57 MB | 15 sounds |
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