Welcome to Quotes section. Here you will find many funny and/or insiteful quotes said by Jim Carrey. The quotes have been censored where necessery but still may not be appropriate for the younger viewers.

"Untill Ace Ventura, No actor had considered talking through his a$$."-Jim Carrey

"I'll go into a fetal position for a couple days."-Jim Carrey when asked what he would do if he fails in his dramatic role, The Truman Show

"I tend to stay up late, not because I'm partying but because it's the only time of the day when I'm alone and don't have to be preforming."-Jim Carrey

"I just want to be killer funny. You know kick-a$$-pi$$-in-your-pants-run-out-of-the-theatre-and-rip-you-di(k-off-and-throw-yourself--into-traffic funny!"-Jim Carrey

"I'm not difficult at all, I don't think. I'm not difficult and frankly, I've had enough of this interview. See ya!"-Jim Carrey on Comedy Central

"I'm thinking of changing my name. I think Jim is just a little too accessible right now. I'm thinking of changing it to $, Cha-Ching, the sound of a cash register."-Jim Carrey

"Society is alot more twisted than I thought."-Jim Carrey trying to explain his popularity.

"The Criticism of 'The Cable Guy' really hurt, because it wasn't 'Jim Carrey's work is not good.' It was 'How dare he try to do something different?'"-Jim Carrey

"I try to do something the audience might not have seen before. Like if I'm gonna kiss a girl I wanna kiss a her like a girl has never been kissed. Like maybe I would kick her legs out from under her and catch her right before she hits the ground and then kiss her."-Jim Carrey trying to describe his acting style on Oprah.

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