The Quick and the Dead

Kid (Leonardo DiCaprio): I think you better put me and my friend Eugene on the list.
Eugene: I didn't say nothin about joining no contest.
Kid: Do I hear cluckin'? Did somebody bring a chicken in here?
Eugene: I'll kick you out of here right now with my bare hands.
 Kid: No no no no, you see it's a gun fight. We both have guns. We aim, we fire, you die. You get the idea.

Kid: I'm worth three thousand dollars in four states. 75 offenses and no convictions. My name's Fee, but ah...everyone calls me "The Kid".
Eileen: Congratulations.
Kid: I'm so damn fast I can wake up at the crack of dawn, rob two banks, a train and a stage coach, shoot the tail feathers off a duck's ass at 300 feet, and still be back in bed before you wake up next to me.

Kid: Horace said you drink this. Sure must wanna die young miss.
Eileen: I do now.

Kid: Hey, good morning! Hey, do you want some breakfast or a little more of what you had last night?

Eileen: This thing is so hard, I don't know how you sleep on it.
[she looks under the bed and sees cans of dynamite]
Kid: If I don't sleep on it, people will steal it.

Kid: You sure won that drinking contest that's for sure. Then again, I won you in poker.
Ellen: Look all I remember is you puking and passing out in the back of the saloon so let's not plan the wedding,  okay?
Kid: Right, right. submitted by Christina

Kid: Okay, okay, that's fair. So, who you gonna challenge today?
Eileen: Herrod.
Kid: Ooh, bad idea, bad idea. I'm about the only guy around here who can take him and I sure ain't gonna rush to do that.
Eileen: Why not?
Kid: Why, hell he's my father.

Horace: Gentlemen, please remember you must not draw until that clock makes the first chime of the hour.
Kid: Whoa now, what if somebody gets too excited and starts shootin' early?

Swede: I'll only wound you, Kid.
Kid: You're a kind man.

Kid: Woah, damn am I fast! D'ya even see me, I was so damn fast? Woah boy! [with his back to him, the Swede tries to shoot Kid, but Kid beats him to it] Dear Mr. Swedish champion...are you done? Stay down now unless you're still fightin.
Swede: Yes, I give up.
Horace: Kid's the winner.
Kid: Am I fast or is Sweden just a very small place? Tell me now!

Herrod: The reverend here needs a gun.
Kid: Well, there's plenty of other places in town to buy a gun.
Herrod: Nowhere as cheap.
Kid: I wouldn't know a place that's cheap enough for you.
Herrod: You know, your mouth gets faster every day. Pity your hands are so slow.
Kid: I ain't got slow hands.
Herrod: Oh sure you do. Put your hand on the counter here. Go on, put your gun hand up on the counter. Look at this Cort. This is a gun fighter's hand [showing Cort his own hand] and here's a farmer's hand [Kid's].
Kid: I ain't got no farmer's hands.
Herrod: You know Cort and me are killers. We're the genuine article. But you, you're from different stock. My friend here needs a gun.

Kid: This here is the eagle butt peacemaker. Solid ivory handle, Mexican emblem only 30 of these ever made. And this is the uh customized Remington new model, army .44. Its probably more accurate then your Colt. Had the wooden handles removed and replaced with solid silver. Used with great success on uh thirty-si...naw thirty-five bank robberies by its late owner. And this...well this is the best help a man can get. Smith & Wesson Scholfield .45. Just meat and potatoes. Me and Jesse James think it's the best handgun in the world. I had the trigger guard removed, it saves drawin' time. Don't ever wear it when you're drunk or you'll kill your feet.

Kid: The cheapest gun in the store (lays it on the case) five bucks.

Kid: That gun shoots straight, I wouldn't sell it if it didn't! submitted by Kara

Kid: So then he said uh, "Gimme the gun." So what could I do? I uh, gave it to him...like hell I did!
Crowd: You shot him?
Kid: Yep and that's the story of Flat Nose Freddie who currently resides six feet under. submitted by Marguerite

Herrod: It was a big thing for you to join the contest. You made your point, I want you to step down. No disgrace.
Kid: I'll only step down when you step down.
Herrod: I'm telling you to step down. Your time will come.
Kid: Not with you still around.

Lady: You don't have to do this. Everybody already knows you're the best.
Kid: Naw, it ain't about that. I'm his son and if this the only way he's gonna admit that, then so be it.
Lady: What can you possibly get out of this. What do you want?
Kid: All I want is his respect.

Herrod: Drop out. You've made your point.
Kid: The gunfight is in the head, not in the hands. The only thing that makes him invincible...is because you all think he is. Maybe five years ago he was the fastest, but uh, time catches up with everyone. He's just a little bit slower than he used to be and as for myself? Would you believe it? I just reached my peak. submitted by Marguerite

Kid: Shit...that was fast! Did I get him?
Lady: Yeah Kid, you got him.
Kid: Did I kill him? Jeez, I don't wanna die. I don't wanna die. submitted by Marguerite

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Kid: This may be be the wrong time by saying this, but, I like you. submitted by Aquagirl

Kid: Is it possible? Is it possible to improve on perfection?

Kid: I don't think you heard me right, I said I liked ya! submitted by JDwhiskers

Kid: I tell ya people, I am on a different level. I am the new mayor of this town. submitted by Kara