BEEN THERE, DONE THAT--"The rooster was not harmed during the production of this motion picture, although his feathers were severely ruffled. However, a little gel and some mousse straightened out the mess."
THE DIRTY HALF-DOZEN--"No Convicts were reformed during the production of this motion picture. Can't we all just get along?"
THE DELIVERER--"Gabrielle was slightly well-done during the production of this motion picture. However, the producers would like to recommend a zesty barbeaue sauce to bring out the full flavor of this episode."
GABRIELLE'S HOPE--"Despite witnessing the bizarre and somewhat disturbing birth of Gabrielle's Hope, no farm animals were harmed or traumatized during the production of this motion picture."
THE DEBT I--"No frock tarts were killed during the making of this motion picture, although they wished they had been."
THE DEBT II--"Xena and Gabrielle's relationship suffered another blow (although Gabrielle doesn't know it yet) during the production of this motion picture."
KING OF ASSASSINS--"Due to the infliction of a severe wedgie, Joxer was slightly uncomfortable but not seriously harmed during the production of this motion picture."
WARRIOR, PRIESTESS, TRAMP--"Despite another Xena lookalike, the gene pool (or rather gene puddle) was not harmed during the production of this motion picture."
THE QUILL IS MIGHTIER...--"No naked Gabrielles were harmed during the production"
FORGIVEN--"No street-talking, cat-fighting, barroom-brawling juvenile delinquents were harmed during the production of this motion picture."
