Show Cast List
Howard Stern
No introduction necessary. King of all
Media!
Robin Quivers
Howard's sidekick. Never
stops laughing. Does the news every day for the show. Was celibate since
New Years Day 1990 until
breaking down and having sex with long time friend Tony in 1997! Watched a
video tape to learn
how to give oral sex to her boyfriend Tony. Has a book entitled Quivers, A Life
which details her sexual
abuse as a child.
Jackie ''The JokeMan''
Martling
Stand-up comic. He passes
jokes to Howard throughout the show. Howard claims he uses about 95% of Jackie's
suggestions. Jackie wears "finger cots" because he claims that paper irritates
his fingers. He has questionable
personal sanitary habits. He likes drinking and smoking pot. Is a shameless self-promoter
(like Howard but tackier)
in that he is always trying to get plugs for recordings of his stand-up show.
Fred Norris
Responsible for sound-effects
and for keeping the show on schedule, with regard to commercials. He also
does many impersonations,
such as Kurt Waldheim, Jr. His marriage is on shaky grounds. He's considered
strange, "From Mars" because he has anti-social tendencies. Changed his name,
for some odd reason,
to Eric in 1994 but didn't tell anyone on the show until 1996.
Gary ''Baba Booey''
Dell'Abate
Producer of The Howard
Stern Show. He has giant teeth, bad breath and looks kinda like a monkey. His
nickname ''Baba Booey''
originated back in 1989 or so. Gary is a collector of cartoon art cells. Back
then he was telling
Howard that he wanted to get one more cell that he'd been looking for... ''..a
Quick Draw McGraw
and a Baba Booey...''. What he didn't know was that the actual name that he meant
to say was 'Baba
Louie'. Howard and Robin picked up on this immediately and started goofing on
him soon after. Over
the years the Baba Booey phrase morphed in to other things such as Fafa Fooey
and Fla Fla Flolie as
Billy West played with the name. In August 1997 he revealed that he was molested
as a child. He was bribed
with candy 'treats' to whack a 17 year old off.
''Stuttering John''
Melendez
Former intern, now employee
with greater responsibilities, such as assisting Gary with producing the
show. He is usually
the one that answers the phones and screens the calls. He became notorious because
of his outrageous celebrity
interviews, asking them extremely offensive questions while stuttering and
stammering. Has a newborn
daughter with his girlfriend. Came out with a self-titled album in 1994.
Scott ''The Engineer''
Salem
Engineer: "sad sack"
of the show. Usually smokes like a fiend. Quit smoking in June of '97 but may
be smoking again
by the time you read this. He's also a bit overweight. Runs his own "Rocket Entertainment"
DJ company.
Tom Chiusano
General Manager at K-Rock
(WXRK), the station where Howard works out of. Tom has control over a 7
second delay button so that he can censor Howard at any time he sees fit. This
ruins the show sometimes
when Howard gets a little raunchy for Tom's taste. This all has something to do
with keeping the
FCC off of Howard's back. Tom is very good looking according to Howard and Robin.
He likes to play
golf and ruin Howard's show.
Steve ''Gorilla,
Gunga Din'' Grillo
Was an intern for 6
years, still in college although he recently started getting paid doing his thing
for the show.
Gets Howard his lunch and makes sure it's exactly right. Makes money through his
name association
with the show, such as performing in off-off-off Broadway plays, and through personal
appearances as "celebrity
judge," etc. Smokes a lot of pot and is constantly made fun of because of his
poor command of his
native tongue, English.
Mike Gange
Former intern, now works
for E! He holds the E! camera and is the off-camera voice who asks the guests
those inane post-interview
questions.
Billy West
Billy West was a voice
man who worked on the show doing voices such as Marge Schott, Larry Fine, Jay
Leno and even Jackie
The JokeMan Martling. Some of the funniest radio bits on the Stern show included
Billy West's voices.
Billy is also the voices behind the cartoon characters Ren and Stimpy. If you
listen to Stimpy
you'll hear a lot of the Larry Fine character that Billy did on the Stern show.
Billy left the show after
failed contract negotiations with Infinity Broadcasting, Howard's employer, back
in 1995. He's now doing
voices for commercials and cartoons.
Captain Janks
Captain Janks is a guy
who makes phony phone calls to shows such as Larry King Live, Rosie O'Donnell
and other cable shows.
He was the first listener to call the Larry King show and ask Larry's guests
Howard Stern questions
over and over again. He never gives up, even after getting fines for his hijinks.
Also considered one
of the Stern Show ''Whack Pack''
Elephant Boy
A guy with a major speech
impediment who's been on the show for years. He can't get chicks so he goes
on the show to get a
better chance. Another one of the ''Whack Pack''. Revealed that he tried gay sex
a couple of times
when he was lonely.
Kenneth Keith Kallenbach
Kenneth can only be
described as a real life Beavis and Butt-Head. Used to be on Howard's WWOR TV
show. He says he can
blow smoke out of his eye. Once stuck a firecracker in his pants and lit it. One
of the funniest
''Whack Packers'' ever on the show.
Crackhead Bob
The first guy on line
to buy Miss America in New York. Bob's name is actually George or Harvey, it's
not clear. Bob
had a stroke after smoking some crack and hasn't been normal since. Has a very
bad speech impediment,
bad is funny though.
"Melrose" Larry
Green
While standing on the corner of Melrose
and Vine in Los Angeles almost every morning with a sandwich board preaching the
virtues of Howard Stern, Melrose Larry Green came to life. Melrose has traveled
around the country with his signs being beaten, arrested and verbally abused while
exclaiming "Baba Booey" to the world. Hated by most fans and Gary, Melrose endures
due to Howard's fascination with him.
Dan Foreman
Ex-Producer of Howard's
WWOR TV show. Howard is still friend with Dan even though they used to
goof on him back in
the WWOR days. Dan is now an evening news producer at WNBC in New York
City.
Dominic Barbara
Also known as the ''bloated
attorney'' because of his very large size... he's fat. Dominic is a semi-famous
attorney who has defended
people like Joey Buttafuoco and Jessica Hahn. Close enough friend of Howard's
that he gets invited to Scores parties.
Ponce De LaPhone
Another phony phone
caller who takes tapes of Howard's dad and uses them in his calls. An amazing
talent I must say. Ponce
doesn't like to come on the air to play his tapes, he sends them in for Howard
to play.
Uzo
Uzo rose to popularity during the release
of Howard's first book, "Private Parts", for having fainted when she got to met
her God at a New York book signing. Uzo weighs just 95 lb. and most of that is
breast. She can often be found on Prodigy in the Howard Stern chat just about
all day long.
Henry Hill
Ex-Mobster. The movie
Good Fellas was based on Henry's life. Henry calls in drunk quite often and
rambles on and on about
wacky stuff. Henry was also on Howard's WWOR TV show.
Wood Yee
One of the engineers,
Steve, from Howard's radio station who was chosen to do a Woody Allen voice in
the little radio plays
that they do. His delivery is horrible and his timing sucks but that's the funny
part of it.
Ralph Cirella
Ralph used to be Howard's
main hair stylist and clothing consultant. Eventually Howard got sick of the
way Ralph did his hair
so he got a new hair stylist. Ralph is hated by a lot of listeners for some reason.
He's usually very annoying
when he makes it on the air. He's still friends with Howard and makes rare (not
rare enough) appearances
on the show. He also does set design for the E! show. He took a lie detector
test to see if he was
gay or not.. he failed but says that he's not.
Chris Giglio King
Of All Messengers
Chris was one of the first "Janks Imitators"
to come on the scene. With his satellite dish, Messengers was able to get call-in
TV shows that were in areas that Howard's show wasn't. This fact made his calls
different and unique to people who were clueless about what was really going on.
Tempest
Tempest caught Howard's attention when
she sent in a color picture of herself to the show. Ever since then, she been
a favorite to become Howard's new wife if Allison were to die unexpectedly. Tempest
had many appearances on the Channel 9 show as a Snapple girl and was a big part
of the book, "Private Parts".
Celeste
Celeste is one of Howard's biggest and
most enduring fans. She's been following the show since Howard's Washington, DC,
days. Celeste got Howard's attention when she told him about having sex with a
rival DJ. She also participated in the first mother/daughter dial-a-date and once
showed up Howard's house on Halloween, causing him to move.
David Weinstein
King Of All Song Parodies
This kook started calling into the show
with his corny song parodies which resulted in Howard hanging up on him most times.
Not to be thwarted, KOASPs kept trying new song parodies and getting on the air.
Eventually he moved into the phony phone call forum and made some note worthy
calls to K-Rock General Manager, Tom Chiusano, bloated attorney Dominic Barbara
and King Of All Messengers.
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