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Have you ever imagined a world with no hypothetical situations?
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How does the guy who drives the snowplow get to work in the mornings?
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You know how most packages say "Open here". What is the protocol if the package says, "Open somewhere else"?
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Is there another word for 'synonym'?
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Isn't a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do 'practice'?
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What do you do when you see an endangered animal eating an endangered plant?
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Can vegetarians eat animal crackers?
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What WAS the best thing BEFORE sliced bread???
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Do you need a silencer if you are going to shoot a mime?
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After eating, do amphibians have to wait one hour before getting out of the water?
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After they make Styrofoam, what do they ship it in?
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Before they invented drawing boards, what did they go back to?
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Do blind dogs have seeing-eye humans?
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Do fish get thirsty?
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Do Scottish Terriers get Scotch Tape worms?
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Do you realize how many holes there could be if people would just take the time to take the dirt out of them?
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Do you think that when they asked George Washington for ID that he just whipped out a quarter?
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How can someone "draw a blank"?
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How come wrong numbers are never busy?
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How do I set my laser printer on stun?
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How do they get a deer to cross at that yellow road sign?
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How do they get the "Keep off the Grass" sign on the grass? |
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How do you know if honesty is the best policy unless you've tried some of the others?
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How do you know when you've run out of invisible ink?
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Is it OK to use the AM radio after noon?
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Was the pole vault accidentally discovered by a clumsy javelin thrower?
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What happens if you get scared half to death,...twice?
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When dog food is new and improved tasting, who tests it?
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