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Why do you need a driver's license to buy liquor when you can't drink and drive?
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Why isn't phonetic spelled the way it sounds?
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Why are there interstate highways in Hawaii?
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Why are there flotation devices under plane seats instead of parachutes?
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Why are cigarettes sold in gas stations when smoking is prohibited there?
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Why do they put Braille dots on the keypad of the drive-up ATM?
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Why do we drive on parkways and park on driveways?
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Why is it that when you transport something by car, it's called a shipment, but when you transport something by ship, it's called cargo?
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You know that little indestructible black box that is used on planes, why can't they make the whole plane out of the same substance?
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Why is it that when you're driving and looking for an address, you turn down the volume on the radio?
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Why do they sterilize needles for lethal injections?
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Why did Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?
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Why is it a 'penny for your thoughts' but you have to 'put your two cents in'?
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Why don't sheep shrink in the rain?
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Why are highways build so close to the ground?
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Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?
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Why do fat chance and slim chance mean the same thing?
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Why do flammable and inflammable mean the same thing?
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Why do hot dogs come ten to a package and hot dog buns only eight?
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Why do they give you a tape with a VCR to tell you how to use it?
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Why do tourists go to the top of tall buildings and then put money in telescopes so they can see things on the ground in close-up?
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Why do wise guy and wise man mean entirely different things?
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Why doesn't the fattest man in the world become a hockey goalie?
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Why is it that bullets ricochet off of Superman's chest, but he ducks when the gun is thrown at him?
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