Most people can usually tell that I live in a slightly different reality than everyone else. Oh, they'll put it differently (for example, some would say, "That boy has got to be on something."), but it amounts to the same thing - there's usually a story rolling in the back of my head as I wander through life. Many times people will recognize the basic events of the story, but as Joan sometimes puts it, "Justin, we were there and we do not remember ANY of that happening!" Anyways, here are some of peoples' favorites from my growing collection of stories that I've continued to accumulate over the years. Some are funny, a VERY VERY few of them may be sentimental, but all of them are twisted. If you're on my mass-mailing list and have a story to nominate, or you want to comment on a story, my guestbook is always open! With that said, welcome to my brain

Justin