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| "I am Melvin Van Horne, and this is my associate, Herschel Krustofsky." |
| Full Name: | Melvin Van Horne |
| Occupation: | Faithful sidekick to Krusty the Klown. |
| Voiced by: | Dan Castellaneta. |
| Talents: | Shakespearean voice; slide whistle. |
| Likes: | the French arts, pipe smoking, |
| xxxxxx | Mr. Johansen. |
| Dislikes: | Dairy foods, bowling. |
| Hates: | Krusty's abuse, not being |
| xxxxx | treated with dignity. |
| Girlfriends: | Barbara (current); Krusty's |
| xxxxx | sister. |
| Admirers: | Ned Flanders |
| Social Clubs: | Former Stonecutter, now |
| xxxx | member of Ancient Mystic |
| xxx | Society of No Homers. |
| Children: | None known for sure, although for a non-parent, Mel sure does spend a lot of time at Springfield Elementary functions. Rumor has it that the small child with a large blue Afro briefly glimpsed in "Lisa's Substitute" is Mel's love child. |
| Quote: | "All I can be is myself." |
| Soon to Murder Krusty? | Most definitely. |
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