"It
kinda feels like I'm living on a page of National
Geographic."
"There's no place like home."
"Guy friends, Pez, toilet paper, women."
"You gotta wipe your ass."
"Her bed doesn't have a weiner in it."
"Tell Colin to wear his leopard G."
"I swim like a fish."
"Did you have to show your peter? They made you
get naked." (Amaya to Colin)
"I'm all for being a big star. I just don't
think it's in the near future for me."
"8:00 P.M., my pants are off and 7:30,...the
doors open at 7:30. You want the pants to come down,
you have to wait till 8:00.:"
"You need to get your fucking weiner near a girl
so you can stop trying to live vicariously through my
fucking balls."
"I need to make a damned decision is what I need
to do."
"The train's coming and I'm not pulling myself
off the tracks. And the train right now is a little
lump in my bed named Amaya."
"We can't even get this group to unanimously go
to work."
"Okay, funniest comment you said the entire time?
'You broke one of our glasses. What if we have
company?' I was just like... 'Ruthie, we could have
company.'"
"If nobody wants to do it, I'll tell her."
"I can't eat this many Cheez-its, I'll die."
"I think you're underestimating how much I eat."
"And who wants traveler's diarrhea, really? Not
me."
"My butt cheeks are sweating. Being on the
elephant is more work than it is fun."
"Elephants? We could have lost those and went
with the Jeeps."
"Slow up. Don't lick his butt. Get some of that
later."
"Are you going to make this a Drama Queen event?"
"You can be driving down the street and a cow
can be causing
traffic."
"What's going on cows? How's it going?"
"A.K.A. my weiner was in somebody."
"We have a
breaker, breaker, one-nine. We got some mopeds on the
grass. Requesting back-up."
"They (T-shirts) look better than Teck."
"Your best friend's been there. Why would you do
that?"
"You (Amaya) click with anybody with a twig and
berries."
"I just want to say I think you are a beautiful
and caring person. And I'm always going to cherish
the time we spent together."
"Sorry, folks, no sex between Matt and Kaia and
that is also
something I would never want to see...or walk in on."
"I'd say the first time I met Teck, I shook his
hand and didn't even realilze his testicles were
hanging out."
"Teck...cool penis, Ruthie, nice boobs."
"I once ate an entire corn-on-the-cob in the
confessional just to get away from Amaya."
"Got rice?"
"He's wearing all white, ooh!"
"Yee-haw!"
"Hanson is naked upstairs."
"How likely is it my balls are going to get the
size of a truck?"
"Justin, do you want me to take care of your
crap?"
"Can we say ass on this video?"
