This here's the FAQ for Night of the Living '80s. Read and learn, dix!

Table of Contents

1. You are a NERD!
2. You are a NERD?
3. Will you put my car/buddy's car/buddy's dirt bike/ buddy's dog/dog's dirt bike/ dog's dog on your page?
4. What do you look like?
5. Is it going to be a mullet?
6. You are as stupid as fuck! ohhh, 80s rules do
   they??? NO FUCKING WAY... THEY SUCKED SO FUCKING
   BAD!!!!!!! I don't consider stretch pants good clothes
   at all... Neither do I consider a keyboard and a lead
   singer a good band!!!! Get your fucking head
   straight... The 80s SUCKED... And your little disco
   rips didn't do any good either. DISCO RULED.
    Disco was about dancing and happiness. The shitty
   80s was about shit! 80s suck 80s suck 80s
   suck!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! When you finally get with the 80s suck times
   (late 90s and early 00s and FOREVER) we can talk.
7. Where's the damn '80s Links page? Put up the hair page already! Are you going to talk about the '80s monster trucks or just keep dangling the carrot in front of our faces? Finish the Early '90s Riders page before I come down there and kick your ass, motherfucker! 
8. Your site rocks. Do you want to see my boobs?

You are a NERD!

That's not a question.

You are a NERD?

Much better. Of course I am a nerd. I run a web page. Everybody who runs a web page is a nerd. Everybody who reads FAQs is a nerd. Everybody who calls people nerds on the internet are nerds. Everybody who is not fucking instead of using the internet is a nerd. Wait a second, you are reading an FAQ, calling me a nerd, and are not fucking. You... are a NERD!

Will you put my car/buddy's car/buddy's dirt bike/buddy's dog/dog's dirt bike/dog's dog on your page?

No. If the car/dirt bike/buddy is cool and from the '80s, I will put it up in the Night of the Living '80s Yahoo! Club. If it is uncool or un-'80s it won't end up there, either. No dogs, though. Very few dogs alive today are from the '80s. Maybe if you dressed up your dog like Ravage from the Transformers, I might consider it.

What do you look like?

You win. I put up a picture of me on the main page. That is with my May 2001 hair.  Put on your excitement caps, though, because I put up a section called "More Hair = More Metal", which contains updates on my hair growth. Starting in October 2000, my old tight fade began a metamorphosis into '80s-style hair. I have been listening to too much Slayer, and now it's beyond my control.

Is it going to be a mullet?

No, goddammit!

You are as stupid as fuck! ohhh, 80s rules do
they??? NO FUCKING WAY... THEY SUCKED SO FUCKING
BAD!!!!!!! I don't consider stretch pants good clothes
at all... Neither do I consider a keyboard and a lead
singer a good band!!!! Get your fucking head
straight... The 80s SUCKED... And your little disco
rips didn't do any good either. DISCO RULED.
Disco was about dancing and happiness. The shitty
80s was about shit! 80s suck 80s suck 80s
suck!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!When you finally get with the 80s suck times (late 90s and early 00s and FOREVER) e-mail me and
maybe we can talk!

This is pretty funny. Imagine this scenario: A person getting flamed by someone who is an idiot! He has a good point. I totally forgot that the '80s were suck times. How did I allow myself to make a web page about a SUCK decade? I mean, a blow decade like the '50s is much cooler, and so is the fellatio decade, the 1230s. I also don't consider a keyboard and a lead singer a good band. That's why I hate disco.

Where's the damn '80s Links page? Put up the hair page already! Are you going to talk about the '80s monster trucks or just keep dangling the carrot in front of our faces? Finish the Early '90s Riders page before I come down there and kick your ass, motherfucker! 

Jesus Christ, they'll be up soon enough. This shit takes a long time to do, and I do like doing stuff other than working on Night of the Living '80s. Like drinking. Besides, some of them are already up, like the '80s Links, Hair Page, and the Early '90s Riders page

Your site rocks. Do you want to see my boobs?

Fuck yes.

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