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- 03-06-98
I added some more Xena and Gabrielle pics and also Callisto pics. I finally got the Autolycus page up. Now all I have to do is get an Ares button/header and ta da, we're in business!
- Funny, very very funny. - Gabrielle critiques this page (37k)
- Xena and Gabrielle discuss their strange behavior on this page:
G: Xena, you're acting really strange.
X: Don't be ridiculous, Mavis. Alley oop, Argo! (64.4k)
Quotes Worthy of Bardliness
I know you, you know me we're a happy family:
"Believe me, I know Joxer almost as well as I know you."
"And how well is that?"
"Well enough to know what you're thinking most of the time. Like right now you're thinking, She thinks she knows me, huh? We'll see about that."
"Easy guess."
"Ok. Now you're thinking, Oh wait, I haven't thought of anything yet. Right?"
"And what am I thinking now?"
"You wouldn't dare. Not to an injured woman."
--Gabrielle & Xena (King Con)
Just your type:
"Your typical bad boy. Just your type."
--Gabrielle to Xena (King Con)
Where to hide the family jewels:
"See how simple?"
"For you. But I don't happen to own a pair of those."
"Then lower your sights."
--Xena & Leo (King Con)
Skills, schmills. She's just gonna git ya:
"I have many skills. Most of which I use against people like you."
--Xena to Rafe (King Con)
Miscellany:
Hidden Right In Front of Your Eyes
Why didn't Xena just turn around and get the blanket from behind her like Rafe did?
Hand-Me-Downs from the Happy Poteidaians
Xena's flower buyer outfit looks like some left overs from Bitter Suite.
Gimp Along Gabby Rides Again
Apparently, Gabrielle's been practicing those backflips again. Or maybe she tried her hand (or rather foot) at "delivering kicks of such fury". This could be when Reneé O'Connor actually did injure herself and being the trooper she is, kept on going.
On A Side Note
It seems Gabrielle's injuries are getting less severe as the season progresses. (Ref. Dragged through countryside and stabbed with sword [both by Xena] in Bitter Suite; Injures ankle and gets shot with a poison arrow in One Against an Army; Gets legs broken while on cross in Armageddon Now (Part 2) {Herc ep}; Gets beat up by punk girl in Forgiven; Injures ankle mysteriously in King Con) Pretty soon, she'll be back to her old self, walking alongside Argo.
The Hand is Quicker Than the Eye
It would have to be since somehow Xena is supposed to casually take a card out of her hair & bring it down to her hand. Uh Yeah.
"You know I really need to go back to practicing my hostage techniques."
Well, Gabrielle has once again been held at knifepoint. Not once, but TWICE! By the same guy!! Guess she's a little out of practice in her escape moves.
Get While the Getting's Good
Titus needed to leard this valuable lesson since for some dumb reason, he just stood there watching everyone fight when he could've escaped. - Funny, very very funny. - Gabrielle critiques this page (37k)
