GENERAL SANITATION

Hotel / Motels

There are some others things that those pesky universities had found through studies. They have turned up a lot of things that are in everyday life that have shown to be unsanitary. Movie theaters is one. If you skipped past the THEATERS part, go back and read it.

But two of the most gross places is motel/hotel rooms and bars. Like bars wasn't a big surprise but that's not all of it. I'll explain in a moment.

First off, motels seem to be fairly clean places with those bothersome maids waking you up, asking if you want your room clean. They rank right up there with Jehovah Witnesses. But the thing that you may not know is that the bathroom of motels are cleaner than the rest of the room. After someone has checks in, sleeps and leaves, the merry-maids come in, fix the beds, and that's it.

Ugh!!! They do not replace the linen with freshly washed sheets, they just straighten up and leave. Gross, hey? From days and days of people coming through, bedwetters and children and such, the sheets and matresses are seldomly remade with new sheets. One lady had gotten really sick, breaking out in hives and rashes, from this occurance.

Some nobody named, uh... um... Quentin Tarantino I think, said in an interview that whenever he checked into a hotel or motel, he immediately piled all of the bed sheets into a corner and asked for freshly cleaned ones. That's a smart guy. I urge other people to do the same.

Bars

As in theaters, people tend to go to the bathroom and leave without washing their hands. I know the doorknobs are going to be filthy, but the last place you're going to think is writhing with germs.

Picture this:

A man walks into the bathroom. He undoes his fly and preceeds to answer the call if nature. He finishes his business and walks out the door. One thing he forgot to do was wash his hands. So out he goes and back into the bar where the party's jumping with lots of drunk people, trying to sing and dance. Those same drunk people all doing what this guy did all night. Anyway, he walks to the bar, takes a seat, and orders another beer. He looks around, then digs his hand into the bowl of peanuts.

University studies show that eighty percent of ALL bar peanuts are covered with... yes... feces and urine. The particles from digusting people with horrible personal hygiene are transferred from the urinals, toilets, doorknobs, and into the mouths of a lot of unsuspecting people (it is not appropriate to lick your lips at this point).

I am not saying this to completely gross people out but for your own safety (but it's fun). This is another reason why you should never go to a bar.


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