- Corey Frakes.
Corey Frakes does not age. Every birthday, it's just another year added to her existence,- which sucks for you.
They once made Corey Frakes toilet paper, but there was a problem — it wouldn't take- shit from anybody.
- which sucks for you.
The first rule of Corey Frakes is to never talk about Corey Frakes.
Corey Frakes counted to infinity — twice.
Corey Frakes let the dogs out.
Corey Frakes can divide by zero.
Corey Frakes did in fact build Rome in a day.
Corey Frakes can unscramble an egg.
Corey Frakes can have her cake AND eat it too.
Corey Frakes has never had a surprise birthday party. She can
NEVER be surprised. EVER.
Corey Frakes can lick her own elbows. At the same time.
Corey Frakes can kick start a car.
Corey Frakes is allowed to talk about Fight Club.
Corey Frakes' smile once brought a puppy back to life.
Corey Frakes lost both her legs in a car accident and still
managed to walk it off.
Corey Frakes IS RIGHT BEHIND YOU.
Corey Frakes understands the ending of 2001: A Space Odyssey.
Corey Frakes can dribble a football.
Corey Frakes is a stunt double for Optimus Prime.
Corey Frakes can clap with one hand.
Corey Frakes is my homeboy.
Corey Frakes can win Connect Four in only 3 moves.
Corey Frakes CAN believe it's not butter.
Corey Frakes always knows the exact location of Carmen San Diego.
Corey Frakes doesn't throw up when she drinks, she throws down.
Corey Frakes ordered a Whopper at McDonald's. And got one.
Corey Frakes can slam a revolving door.
Corey Frakes doesn't play God, playing is for children.
Corey Frakes knows what Willis was talkin' about.
Corey Frakes was what Willis was talkin' about.
Corey Frakes can judge a book by its cover.
Corey Frakes is the reason why Waldo is hiding.
Corey Frakes can win at Solitaire with only 18 cards.
Corey Frakes actually built the stairway to heaven.
Corey Frakes can get blackjack with just one card.
Corey Frakes eats lightening and farts thunder.
Corey Frakes has to use a stunt double to do crying scenes.
Corey Frakes stared evil in the face and it backed down.
Corey Frakes can old her breath for nine years.
Corey Frakes can cook minute rice in 30 seconds.
Corey Frakes makes onions cry.
There is no such things as global warming. Corey Frakes was
cold so she turned up the sun.
Bigfoot takes pictures of Corey Frakes.
Contrary to popular belief, there is enough Corey Frakes to go around.
The only reason the color pink still exists is because Corey
Frakes is color blind.
In case of emergency, Corey Frakes can be used as a floating device.
When Corey Frakes talks, everybody listens.
Once you go Frakes, you are physically unable to go back.
Lightening never strikes twice in the same place cuz Corey
Frakes is looking for it.
Only Corey Frakes can prevent forest fires.
Most people fear the Reaper. Corey Frakes considers him a
"promising Rookie"
When someone yells "Last one in is a rotten egg" Corey Frakes
is never the rotten egg.
Everybody Loves Raymond. Except Corey Frakes.
When Corey Frakes looks in the mirror, nothing appears. There
can never be a second
