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 Although a sequel to "Slumber Party Massacre", it hardly feels like one. While the first of the series is rather serious, this sequel is, by contrast, very silly. Once you endure about fifteen minutes of four girls giggling and saying much fun they're going to have while their parents are gone, you get to see one of the goofiest villains in action. This antagonist looks like Andrew "Dice" Clay impersonating Elvis Presley, and his guitar doubles as a power drill. While the idea of an Elvis impersonator being a serial killer has some merit, the movie messes it up by having him as a bad dream which inexplicably comes true later. Plus, he sings and dances while slowly cornering his victims, and if that isn't bad enough, he also gets rock stage lighting wherever he goes! The victims are pretty stupid too, especially the surfer dude named T.J.. When "Elvis" grazes him with the drill, T.J. gives a laughable performance as he "moans" in pain. There isn't any hint of pain in his voice, and he just talks the way he usually does, just a little louder. After "Elvis" kills all but one, there is the sub-par showdown that ends only because the villain turns out to have as much brains as a head of lettuce! Then you get to see a rapid succession of plot twists crammed in one minute which pukes out the end. The bottom line: "Slumber Party Massacre II" is an aggressively bad horror movie that is only watchable because of its laughably stupid chain of events. |
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