Crazy For You


                              ACT TWO

     FADE IN:


 14  EXT.  METROPOLIS STREET - MID MORNING

     Jimmy, Tracy, Lois, and Clark are walking down a downtown street on
     their way to the coffee shop (they start near the Daily Planet and end up
     at PJ's Coffee Shoppe).  Jimmy has recovered somewhat from his earlier
     stunned state.

                         JIMMY
               So, you work as a waitress?

                         TRACY
               Yep.  Well, it's not a career, but it's something
               to do until I get my big break; I'm going to be a
               model.

     Jimmy's eyes glaze over again.

                         CLARK
               That's interesting.  It can be a pretty wild
               lifestyle, though - what did you do last night?

     Lois frowns at this question.  Tracy looks confused, trying to remember.

                         TRACY
               Well, ah, not much really... I guess... I worked
               the afternoon shift, and then I guess I went
               home.

                         CLARK
               Have you ever met Superman?

     Tracy looks very confused now, and Lois is very puzzled.

                         TRACY
               No, why?

     Clark just smiles and shrugs.

                         JIMMY
               I've met him - he's a friend of mine.

                         TRACY
               Really?  So what's he like?

     Tracy is now very interested in Jimmy and ignores Clark.  Lois grabs hold
     of Clark's arm and pulls him back behind the other two.

                         LOIS
               What exactly are you up to??

                         CLARK
               Remember I told you about the girl who
               jumped from a bridge last night?

                         LOIS
               That's her?

                         CLARK
               Yeah, but I don't think she remembers it.

     They approach the coffee shop and enter.

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 15  INT - COFFEE SHOP - MORNING

     This is a trendy little shop with hundreds of varieties of coffee, tea, and
     juice.  Tracy shows them around, clearly proud of the shop.

                         TRACY
               Here we are.  It's a great place, isn't it?  Tons
               of things to choose from.  I haven't tried half of
               them yet.  I want to try them all, but you can't
               taste them all at once, you know?

                         JIMMY
               You have to experience each one on its own?

                         TRACY
               Exactly.  It's nice that you understand that...

     They smile at each other for a moment, finally starting to connect.  In the
     background, we see Stuart come in, and the focus shifts to his face - he's
     scowling.  He starts toward them.

                         STUART
               What are you doing here, Trace, I thought I
               told you to go kill yourself.

     Tracy rolls her eyes and Jimmy bristles.  Lois looks suspicious - pieces
     are coming together.

                         TRACY
               You should know by now that no one ever
               listens to you, Stuart.  Now get out of here so
               my friends don't have to breathe the same air
               as you.

     She turns back to Jimmy and ignores Stuart, who skulks away scowling.

                         TRACY
                    (continued)
               So, what do you guys want to try today?

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 16  INT - BRIAN'S LAB

     Analisa is pacing the laboratory, trying to understand everything Brian's
     been telling her.

                         ANALISA
               Are you dosing all the coffee?

                         BRIAN
               No, no, not all of it, that would be much too
               obvious.  Only some of the more exotic flavors
               - it's got an element of random choice that I
               enjoy - I don't have to pick test subjects,
               because they select themselves.

                         ANALISA
               And they can't taste it at all?

                         BRIAN
               It's almost completely tasteless by itself, but
               we're also only adding it to things with strong
               flavors already, like iced raspberry tea, or --

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 17  INT - COFFEE SHOP

     Clark is at the counter placing his order, and his words sound like the
     continuation of Brian's sentence.

                         CLARK
               --Burmese mountain blend.

                         TRACY
               Are you sure about that, Clark?  It's a very
               strong brew - I tried it yesterday, and boy was
               it bitter!

                         LOIS
               Oh, don't worry, Tracy, he's got an iron
               stomach.

                         CLARK
               Steel, actually.

     Lois and Clark share a private smile as Tracy shrugs.  Their drinks arrive
     (Jimmy carries Tracy's cup for her) and they find a table.  Clark takes a
     big sip and smiles.

                         CLARK
                    (continued)
               Oh yeah.  I haven't had that for years - boy it
               brings back memories.  I learned to drink it
               when I was in Burma, it's a fascinating country. 
               There are these Buddhist monks, way up in the
               mountains, and they--

                         LOIS
               Oh, boy, look at the time!  Clark, you and I
               have got to get over to S.T.A.R. Labs... maybe
               we could save the travelogue for later?

                         CLARK
                    (looking at his watch)
               Uh, sure...

                         JIMMY
               Yeah, we'd hate to miss that... 

     Tracy grins at Jimmy's tone of voice and they seem to be connecting
     again, while Lois and Clark get up.

                         CLARK
               Well, Jimmy, we'll see you back at the office in
               a bit.

                         LOIS
               It was nice to meet you, Tracy.

     Lois and Clark walk out.  Focus on Clark's half-empty coffee cup as we
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 18  EXT - S.T.A.R. LABS - ESTABLISHING - LATE MORNING

     Just another day at the lab.


 19  INT - S.T.A.R. LABS - DR. KLEIN'S LAB  - LATE MORNING

     DR. KLEIN is puttering about his lab, looking into microscopes and other
     scientific apparatus.  Lois and Clark are standing behind him, looking at
     all the weird stuff.

                         DR. KLEIN
               I got the robber's blood sample from the police
               this morning.  It's been a while since I last did
               any regular blood work.  In fact, I think the last
               time was when I was doing post-graduate
               work, with a woman named Marta - did she
               know how to shake a sample!

     He sighs and seems lost in a happy memory.

                         CLARK
               Dr. Klein?

                         DR. KLEIN
               Oh, yes, anyway...  The blood sample showed
               definite traces of psychotropic and sedative
               drugs - a very bad mixture.

                         LOIS
               Psychotropic?

                         DR. KLEIN
               That's a generic term for a whole class of
               mood-altering drugs; they're used to treat
               mental illnesses.  Based on what I've heard of
               the effects, this one is a doozy.  It renders the
               subject completely suggestible - until it wears
               off, that is.

                         CLARK
               And the sedative?

                         DR. KLEIN
               I can't be sure, but I'd guess that it suppresses
               a person's resistance to the other drug, by
               reducing their awareness.

                         LOIS
               So we're looking at people who will do
               anything they're told, and not even remember it
               afterwards?

                         DR. KLEIN
               Basically, yes.  They won't really be aware of
               what they're doing, you see, so they've got no
               chance to fight it, or remember it later.

     Lois and Clark exchange a look.  This is scary.

                         CLARK
               Can you make an antidote?

                         DR. KLEIN
               Not just from this, no.  If I had a sample of the
               pure drug, then maybe...

                         LOIS
               Well, thanks, Dr. Klein.  I think we've got
               enough to go on for now.

                         DR. KLEIN
               Okay.  Oh, and if you see Superman?  Tell him
               that we're ready to start another series of tests
               on that vaccine for Kryptonite.

                         CLARK
               We'll give him the message, thanks.

     They smile and walk out, leaving Dr. Klein puttering with his apparatus.

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 20  INT. - BRIAN'S LAB - LATE MORNING

     Brian has left his workbench and is sitting at his desk, talking animatedly
     with Analisa, who's also looking excited.

                         ANALISA
               Okay, I forgive you.  This is much better than
               vitamins.  There are so many uses for this kind
               of drug!  What were you planning to do with it?

                         BRIAN
               I hadn't really thought that far ahead - and it's
               not ready for use yet, you know, it still needs
               tested.

                         ANALISA
               Don't be silly.  It's fine as it is - think of it.  You
               want to steal something, you find an
               upstanding citizen somewhere and drug them. 
               They do all the work, hand you the loot, and
               forget all about it!  And the police have their
               fingerprints, not yours...

                         BRIAN
                    (warming to the idea)
               Yeah, I like it... you know, I'll bet Intergang
               would pay a fortune for this...

     As they kiss in celebration of their good fortune, we

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 21  INT. DAILY PLANET - CONFERENCE ROOM - MIDDAY

     Lois and Clark have told Perry and Jimmy what they've got so far.  Jimmy
     is visibly upset.  All through the conversation, Clark is starting to feel the
     effects of the drug.  His mind is getting a little cloudy; thinking is an effort.

                         JIMMY
               I can't believe this, you guys!  Someone
               drugged Tracy?  Who would do that?

                         PERRY
               Someone dangerous, Jimmy.  Lois, Clark, you
               two have any leads?

                         LOIS
               Maybe.  I think we need to check out Stuart,
               the guy at the coffee shop.

                         CLARK
               What?  Why him?

                         LOIS
               I think the coffee shop might be the distribution
               point.  Tracy works there, and she was a
               victim.  And Kevin told the police that he'd
               stopped for coffee this morning.  He doesn't
               remember exactly where he stopped, but I bet
               it was PJ's, it's popular.

                         CLARK
               But how does that involve Stuart?

     Lois squirms a little, this is where her logic starts to break down.

                         LOIS
               Well, it doesn't, exactly, except for what he
               said to Tracy.  I think he knew she was
               drugged and told her to jump off a bridge.  He
               seemed surprised to see her today.

     Jimmy is getting furious.  Lois shrugs.

                         LOIS
                    (continued)
               He's worth looking into.

                         JIMMY
                    (determined)
               I'm on it, Lois.  What else can I do?

                         PERRY
               Well, after you dig up everything you can, I
               think you ought to get back to the coffee shop. 
               Keep an eye on your girl.

     Lois looks surprised by this order, glancing at Clark to catch his reaction. 
     He's not really paying attention.

                         JIMMY
                    (surprised)
               Thanks, Chief.  I will.

     Jimmy nods decisively and leaves.

                         LOIS
               Perry, just this morning, weren't you all worried
               about Tracy being wrong for him?

                         PERRY
               Well... she probably is, but he'll need the
               chance to find out for himself.  Superman can't
               save everyone, you know.  Now, get back to
               your desks, get to work!

     Clark gets up promptly and heads back to his desk.  Lois follows more
     slowly.


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 22  INT. - DAILY PLANET - PIT - MIDDAY

     Lois and Clark are back at their desks.  Lois is doing a computer search;
     Clark is staring off into space.  Lois looks up to meet his vacant gaze and
     squirms a little, defensively.

                         LOIS
               What?  You think I'm going off the deep end
               here, don't you?  It's tenuous, I grant you...

     He sort of nods, uncomfortably.

                         CLARK
               Well, yeah...

                         LOIS
               I know, but it's that gut instinct that's gotten us
               where we are today - so trust me, okay?

     Clark relaxes and smiles happily.  This, he can do.  She smiles in
     response.

                         LOIS
                    (continued)
               Good.  So we've got some work to do.  Boy, I
               could use some coffee...

     Clark leaps up and fixes her a cup, bringing it to her desk.  He remains
     standing there, as if waiting for further instructions.

                         LOIS
                    (continued)
               Thanks.  Why are you being so solicitous?

     He half-shrugs, unable to explain it.

                         LOIS
                    (continued)
               Not that I mind... You're not worried that I'm
               mad over you chasing Tracy this morning?

     She looks back at her screen, more involved in her computer search than
     in a serious discussion.  As she talks, Clark hears an offstage voice
     yelling "help, Superman" and starts getting agitated.  He needs to go
     answer the call, he needs to stay there and listen to Lois - the tension
     between the two needs makes him start to sway back and forth, between
     leaving and staying.  

                         LOIS
                    (continued)
               Because that's one thing I know I never have
               to worry about, you chasing other women. 
               Other women chasing you, sure, that's
               happened, and you've had a annoying
               tendency to actually let them kiss you, but as
               far as I know you've never kissed back, and
               anyway, that was mostly before we were even
               going out, so...

     She finally looks up and notices his agitation.

                         LOIS
                    (continued)
               What is it?

                         CLARK
               Somebody wants Superman.

                         LOIS
                    (low-voiced)
               Well, if you need to go be Superman, then go--

     She's cut off by his abrupt exit; as soon as she said "go" he was gone,
     like an arrow shot from a bow.  She blinks at where he was, shrugs, and
     turns back to her desk.

     After a second, Jimmy walks over to her desk, holding a file folder.

                         JIMMY
               Hey, Lois, I've got all I could on that kid Stuart
               - do you need me for anything else?  I, ah,
               really want to go check up on Tracy...

     Lois takes the folder from him, seeing how thin it is.

                         LOIS
               No, Jimmy, this should do it.  Take care of
               yourself, now, okay?

                         JIMMY
               You bet.

     He waves, and he's gone, too, leaving Lois with all the work.


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 23  INT. - COFFEE SHOP - MIDDAY

     Jimmy's got Tracy at a corner table; she's still in her uniform, and looking
     a little nervous about sitting down on the job.

                         TRACY
               You think something strange is going on with
               Stuart?  Why?

                         JIMMY
               Well, it's just a theory, we could be completely
               wrong... but Superman says you jumped off a
               bridge last night.

                         TRACY
               I do *not* remember that.

                         JIMMY
               Yeah, but do you remember doing anything
               else last night?

                         TRACY
                    (reluctantly)
               No.

                         JIMMY
               So it could have happened, and Stuart could
               be involved, and we should be careful, okay?

                         TRACY
               Okay... hey, tell you what, my break's coming
               up pretty soon - want to go for a walk?

                         JIMMY
               Sure!

     She gets up and goes back to work; Jimmy sits back and settles in for a
     wait with a big silly grin on his face.

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 24  EXT - METROPOLIS STREET - MIDDAY

     Superman is wandering around, staggering a little, shaking his head.

                         SUPERMAN
                    (mumbling)
               Superman can't save everyone, you know...

     As he approaches an intersection, there's an offstage shout of "Stop,
     thief".  A purse-snatcher runs into the shot and nearly runs into Superman
     as he emerges from the cross-street.  The thief yells in surprise, and
     stops dead, dropping the stolen purse.  When Superman winces away
     from the yell instead of grabbing him, the thief pulls himself together and
     runs around him, then ducks into an alley.  Superman frowns, but doesn't
     pursue him.  Sergeant Atkins runs up.

                         SGT. ATKINS
               Superman?  Why didn't you catch that guy?

                         SUPERMAN
                    (sulking)
               I didn't want to.  He didn't like me, and he
               *yelled*.

     The policeman looks really concerned now, and tries to approach
     Superman.

                         SGT. ATKINS
               Are you okay?  Maybe you'd better sit down or
               something...

                         SUPERMAN
               No, I don't want to, leave me alone!

     He pushes at the policeman, who falls over, and then wanders off down
     the street once more.  The shot swings down to the policeman, lying on
     the sidewalk and looking worried.  He pulls out his radio.

                         SGT. ATKINS
               Headquarters?  We've got a problem...

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 25  EXT - METROPOLIS STREET - EARLY AFTERNOON

     Jimmy and Tracy are taking their walk, and starting to get more
     comfortable with each other.

                         JIMMY
               So then, the second time the Snake Heads
               came to town for a concert, I was *so*
               prepared, you know?  Bought my ticket the
               very first day, made sure I had that afternoon
               off from work, I was ready months in advance...

                         TRACY
               And then they go and fall apart before they can
               do the concert, I know!  Oh, and good luck
               getting your money back.

                         JIMMY
               You had tickets to that show, too?

                         TRACY
               Sure, for all the good it did me...  Small world,
               huh?

     They laugh at the shared experience.

                         TRACY
                    (continued)
               So, you haven't told me much about your job...
               what do you do, are you a reporter?

                         JIMMY
                    (slightly embarrassed)
               Um, not really - I do some photography, but
               mostly I do research, or whatever the Chief
               Editor needs... 

                         TRACY
                    (eagerly)
               Hey, look, isn't that Superman?

     She points, and the camera turns to reveal Superman walking on the
     other side of the street.

                         TRACY
                    (continued)
               Didn't you say you know him?  Could you
               introduce me?

                         JIMMY
               Yeah, sure!

     They cross the street, coming up on Superman from behind.

                         JIMMY
                    (continued)
               Superman!  Hey, dude, what's up?

     Superman swings around, startled and alarmed by the shout.

                         SUPERMAN
                    (petulant)
               Don't shout!

     Jimmy puts his hands up, disclaiming any harmful intent.

                         JIMMY
               You got it, big guy... so, anyway, I wanted to
               intro--

                         SUPERMAN
                    (threatening)
               I don't like it when people shout.

     Superman scowls and starts stalking toward Jimmy.  Jimmy goes white,
     but pushes Tracy behind him and puts up his fists.  Hold on Jimmy's
     frightened face and

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                           END OF ACT TWO




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