Crazy For You


                             ACT  FOUR

     FADE IN:

 34  INT. - DAILY PLANET - PIT - AFTERNOON

     Lois walks back into the newsroom, discouraged at having missed
     Superman.  She finds a crowd huddled around a desk and approaches it. 
     At the center is Jimmy, furiously typing.

                         LOIS
               What's going on?

     Perry and Tracy both turn toward her, beaming with pride.

                         TRACY
               We were out walking--

                         PERRY
               --and they ran into Superman, who was acting
               crazy, and threatened them--

                         TRACY
               --Jimmy protected me, he was so brave!

                         PERRY
               And then he came right back here to write the
               story!

     Lois looks nonplussed and slightly pained, unsure of how to respond.

                         LOIS
               Oh.  Good for Jimmy.  Uh... any messages for
               me from S.T.A.R. Labs?

     Tracy goes back to stand behind Jimmy once more as Perry nods and
     points to her desk, his expression now more somber.

                         PERRY
               Just one.  Dr. Klein said there were policemen
               over there, trying to requisition themselves
               some Kryptonite.

     Lois stops in midstride and changes course, heading for the elevators.

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 35  INT. S.T.A.R. LABS - HALLWAY - AFTERNOON

     Dr. Klein is standing with his back to a door marked "ABSOLUTELY NO
     ADMITTANCE", arguing with a small group of policemen, led by Sergeant
     Atkins.

                         DR. KLEIN
               I'm telling you, I can't give you Kryptonite, it's
               too dangerous!

                         SGT. ATKINS
               Look, I don't want to use it, but we need to
               have it.  You said yourself that Superman has
               lost all self-restraint!

     Lois charges around a corner at that moment.

                         LOIS
               Oh, no he hasn't, he hasn't hurt anyone yet,
               has he?  You can't just kill him!

                         SGT. ATKINS
               Believe me, I don't want to.  But we have to
               defend people.

     Another policeman hurries up and hands a piece of paper to the sergeant. 
     He brandishes it in front of Dr. Klein's face.

                         SGT. ATKINS
               And now we have a signed court order, Dr.
               Klein, so stop stalling.  Open that vault.

     Dr. Klein reluctantly complies, and he and Lois are forced to the side as

     the policemen enter the vault and emerge with a large sealed box.

                         LOIS
               Oh, this is bad.  Dr. Klein, please tell me you
               have an antidote?

                         DR. KLEIN
               I'm sorry, but no.  It will wear off eventually; the
               drug does break down, and it should be
               processed even faster with his metabolism...

     He shrugs helplessly, unable to offer any better ideas.

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 36  INT. - BRIAN'S LAB - AFTERNOON

     Same composition as the last shot - Brian and Analisa are in the
     foreground, while we can see, but not hear, Stuart and Superman in the
     office.  Superman is throwing Stuart up into the air and catching him
     again, having a wonderful time with his new toy.  Brian is looking very
     suspicious, and Analisa is glowing with faith in her own cleverness.

                         BRIAN
               So you think you can solve the problem of
               Superman being Superman, do you?

                         ANALISA
               Oh, yes.  It's easy.  What's his biggest
               identifying characteristic?

                         BRIAN
                    (sarcastic)
               The cape?  The muscles?  The oil-slick
               hairdo?

                         ANALISA
               No - it's his goodness.  Truth, justice, and the
               American way... if we could break him of that,
               he'd be ruined.  He'd have to stay with us,
               wouldn't he?  Or at least he'd be off the crime-fighting scene...

     Brian is looking horrified at her plan, and her arrogance.

                         BRIAN
               But, but... how could you possibly do that?

     She smiles nastily.

                         ANALISA
               Watch me.

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 37  EXT. - CENTENNIAL PARK - LATE AFTERNOON

     There's a big open green area, ringed by some low bushes.  Lois is
     talking to Sergeant Atkins, who's accompanied by a squad of policemen
     and the lead-lined Kryptonite box.

                         LOIS
               Thanks for letting me try my plan, Sergeant.  I
               just know that if I can get close to him, I can
               talk some sense into him - get him quiet
               somewhere long enough for this stuff to wear
               off.

                         SGT. ATKINS
               I hope you're right, Ms. Lane, for all our sakes.

     He opens the box, revealing the Kryptonite PULSING greenly within.  She
     shudders, and shuts the box.

                         LOIS
               Don't use that, except as a very last resort,
               alright?

                         SGT. ATKINS
               I'll give you a fair shot, Ms. Lane.  We want
               Superman back to normal just as much as you
               do.

                         LOIS
                    (quietly)
               I very much doubt that...

                         SGT. ATKINS
               What?

                         LOIS
               Oh, nothing.

     Sergeant Atkins looks puzzled, but brushes it off as unimportant.

                         SGT. ATKINS
               So, how do you plan to get him here?

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 38  INT. - BRIAN'S OFFICE - LATE AFTERNOON

     Analisa opens the door to the office and stands still for a moment,
     surprised to see Stuart being tossed around by Superman.  Stuart has his
     eyes tightly shut, denying reality, while Superman seems to be greatly
     enjoying the game.

                         ANALISA
               Hello again, Superman.

     Superman catches Stuart and holds him still for a moment.

                         SUPERMAN
               Hi!  Wanna play with me?

                         ANALISA
               No, dear, it's time to talk for a minute.  Put
               Stuart down.

     He pouts slightly, but then complies, carefully lowering Stuart to the floor.

                         SUPERMAN
               Whatcha wanna talk about?

                         ANALISA
               Well, you said your head was feeling weird. 
               I've found out why, and what to do about it.

                         SUPERMAN
                    (eagerly)
               What?  Will people like me then?

                         ANALISA
               Their whole attitude will change, I promise you. 
               See, you've forgotten to do something, and
               once you've done it, you'll feel much better.

                         SUPERMAN
                    (confused)
               What do I need to do?

                         ANALISA
               It's simple, really.  You just need to kill
               someone.

     Superman frowns, crossing his arms.  This doesn't seem right, somehow.

                         SUPERMAN
               No... I don't think... are you sure?

                         ANALISA
               I'm sure.  Once you kill someone, everything
               will change.  You must kill someone.  I'll tell
               you who.

     His frown deepens as he tries to resolve this.  Then his head snaps up,
     distracted.  Using SUPERHEARING, he hears Lois in the park, calling his
     name.

                         LOIS
                    (off-stage)
               Superman!  SUPERMAN!

                         ANALISA
               What is it, what do you hear?

                         SUPERMAN
               Somebody's calling me.

     He starts toward the door.

                         ANALISA
               Ignore them.  You must stay with me.

     He stops, but after a second he's bouncing on his feet, anxious to go.

                         SUPERMAN
               Gotta go... calling me...

     Analisa smiles grimly and gives in to the inevitable.

                         ANALISA
               Well, this may be the opportunity I need.  Take
               me with you, and you can go.

     Not waiting for further instructions, he scoops her up and takes off,
     leaving Brian and Stuart.  They look at each other for a long moment,
     considering the situation.

                         BRIAN
               You know... I don't like her nearly as much as I
               used to.

                         STUART
               Me neither.  Maybe we oughtta split...

     They nod in unison and head for the door.
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 39  EXT. - CENTENNIAL PARK - LATE AFTERNOON

     Lois is standing in the center of the park, watching Superman descend to
     one side.  He sets down Analisa, and stands, uncertain of what to do now
     that Lois isn't calling him anymore; she's just watching him.

                         ANALISA
               Okay, Superman, here's your chance.  Just kill
               her, and that will fix everything.  Go on, go out
               there and kill her.

     He's frowning, very displeased with his orders, but he walks out to meet
     Lois in the middle of the park.  Behind her, we can see the policemen and
     the closed box of Kryptonite.

                         LOIS
                    (whispering)
               Clark?  Do you know me?

     He stops, looking puzzled - she seems familiar, but he can't quite
     remember - a new frustration.

                         ANALISA
               Go on, Superman, kill her!

     Superman grimaces and puts his hands around Lois's neck.  She stands
     very still, looking at him.  She is outwardly very calm.  The camera closes
     in on the two of them, circling them as they talk.

                         LOIS
               You don't want to do this, Clark.

                         SUPERMAN
               She said it would fix things.

                         LOIS
               It won't.  Trust me.  Do you trust me?

     They maintain constant eye contact.  

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 40  EXT. - CENTENNIAL PARK - SAME TIME

     Analisa is watching this from the bushes, frustrated and worried about the
     policemen on the other side of the park.

                         ANALISA
                    (muttered)
               Come on, come on - kill her already so we can
               get out of here!

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 41  EXT. - CENTENNIAL PARK - SAME TIME

     Back to Superman and Lois; the shot starts with a wide enough focus to
     see the police and Analisa, and gradually pulls into just the two principals.

                         SUPERMAN
                    (half angry, half sad)
               Are you scared of me?  Everybody's scared of
               me.  Nobody likes me, except her.

                         LOIS
               I'm not scared of you, Clark.  I love you.  And I
               trust you.

                         SGT. ATKINS
               Let go of her, Superman, now!

                         LOIS
                    (raising her voice enough to be heard)
               Relax, Sergeant, he won't hurt me.

     Seeing her chance for greatness slipping away, Analisa loses all restraint.

                         ANALISA
                    (shouting)
               Kill her, Superman, what are you waiting for?

                         SUPERMAN
               I could kill you, you know.

                         LOIS
               I know.  But you don't want to, do you?  You
               can do anything you want, Clark; you have the
               strongest willpower of anyone I know.

                         SUPERMAN
                    (frustrated)
               What am I going to do with you?

                         LOIS
               You're going to love me for the rest of my life.

     They maintain eye contact as the sounds of Analisa and the police fade
     away, and ever so slowly, he takes his hands from her neck and moves
     into a hug instead.  With her face against his neck, she can finally shed a
     few tears of relief.

                         LOIS
               Clark?  I won't tell you what to do, but... I'd like
               to go home now, would you?

     In answer, he begins to rise off the ground, taking her along.  As they
     ascend, the camera focus widens to show Analisa, very angrily shouting
     into the sky, being surrounded by policemen.

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 42  INT. - DAILY PLANET - PIT - DAY 2 - MORNING

     Lois and Clark are looking at the Daily Planet's headline:  "Superman
     Back; Crazy-Makers behind Bars".  The byline does *not* read either Lois
     Lane or Clark Kent.  Lois sighs, trying to make the best of it.

                         LOIS
               Well, it reads pretty well.  I wish we'd been
               able to write it, but it was more important to get
               Superman back to normal.

     She pats him on the tie, smiling briefly.  He winces and smiles back.

                         CLARK
               Except for a slight headache.  But look, Jimmy
               got his sidebar piece onto the front page.

                         LOIS
               Oh yeah, all about how out of control
               Superman was.  There's one for the
               scrapbook.

                         CLARK
               What matters is we got through it, and no one
               was seriously hurt - I don't know how I could
               have dealt with that.  And speaking of getting
               hurt...

     He draws her closer to him, looking deep into her eyes.

                         CLARK
                    (continued)
               I still can't believe what you did yesterday at
               the park.  You had to know that wasn't really
               me out there... I really could have hurt you. 
               That was incredibly brave.

                         LOIS
               A long time ago, I told you there wasn't
               anything I wouldn't do for you.  I love you.  I
               know you.  And I knew you wouldn't hurt me. 
               You couldn't.

     His eyes glow at her trust in him.  Slowly, they lean together for a kiss.

                         JIMMY
               Hey, guys, did you see my story?

     They reluctantly turn to face Jimmy, who's so pleased with himself that
     he's practically levitating, and they just have to smile.

                         CLARK
               Yeah, Jimmy.  Front page, great stuff.

                         JIMMY
               Well, Perry helped a lot, and I helped Burns
               with the main story.  The coffee shop is shut
               down until health officials can make sure
               there's no more of the drug there, so Tracy and
               I can spend some time together.  And did you
               see that Brian and Stuart are both claiming it's
               all the woman's fault?

                         LOIS
               Typical.  True in this case, though.

                         JIMMY
               Yep, they're saying they were both just made
               crazy by love; I guess that can happen.

                         CLARK
               No, Jimmy.  Real love doesn't make you
               crazy... real love makes you sane.

     He smiles over at his wife, who reaches for his hand and smiles radiantly
     as we...

                                                       FADE OUT     

THE END


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