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HOMER
Meow Homer sings- "Meow, meow, meow, meow"
Champion Homer sings- "I am the champion..."
Clever Homer- "Looks like he's barking up the wrong bush..."
Yummy Homer sings Yummy Yummy Yummy!
Laugh Homer laughing.
Magic Land Homer talks about a magical land.
Fortune Homer is worried about wasting a fortune in 3D land.
Nacho Homer- "Nacho, nacho man.... I wanna be a nacho man"
Tron Homer- "Did anyone see the movie Tron?"
Flea Homer- "There was a little Spanish flea..."
Boogie Man Homer- "Ahhhh Boogie Man!"
Trip "Woo Hoo" followed by Homer tripping
Theater Homer- "I love ligitimate theater"
Transporter Homer buys transporter for thirty five cents
Seventeen Homer sings- "When I was 17, I drank some very good beer...."
Space Cowboy Homer sings- "Some people call me a space cowboy, some call me the gangster of love...."
Under Sea Homer sings about living under the sea
Cookie things Mmmmmm crumbled up cookie things
Doh-ith DOH-ITH!!!
Floor pie Ooooooh floor pie!
Crime Mmmmm organized crime
Doh/Woo-hoo Doh! Doh! Doh!... I mean woo-hoo
Purple Purple is a fruit
Yes Yeeeeesssssssss
Yellow Yellooowwww?
Hell Go to hell!
Hog Mmmmmmmmm hog fat!
Bart
Toxic Gas I think it is ironic that dads butt prevented the release of toxic gas...
Chump Chhhhhhuuuuuuummmmmmmp
Cooties Why would anyone want to touch a girls butt, thats where cooties come from
Damn T.V Damn T.V you've ruined my imagination...
Doorstop Dad i'll trade you this delicious doorstop for that crummy old danish...
Jingle bells Bart sings the usual parody for Jingle Bells
Damned Your damned if you do and your damned if you don't
Visa Uh, yes, my name is Homer Simpson. I would like to order an Itchy and Scratchy cell. My credit card? Do you accept the Federal Brest Inspectors card....License to Oogle...Visa...ah yes, I meant Visa, its these new dentures
Grampa
States Dear Mr. President, there are too many states now-a-days, please eliminate three, I am not a crackpot
Coma Coma, why I go in and out of comas all the..... .... ... fench toast please!
Scarier I've coughed up scarier stuff than that
Story We can't bust heads like we used to, but we have our ways. One trick is to tell them stories that don't go anywhere, like the time I caught the ferry over to Shelbyville..........
Metric The metric system is the tool of the devil. My car gets 40 rods to the hogshead and thats the way I likes it!
Nuts Nuts to you!
History "Look at that hunk of junk." "You're ignorant. Thats the Wright brother's plane; in Kitty Hawk in 1903 Charles Linburg flew it 50 miles on a thimble full of corn oil. Single-handedly won us the civil war it did." So how did you learn so much about history?" "I pieced it together mostly from sugar packets."
Well well Well, well, well before I was too old and no one wanted my help, suddenly look who comes to ole grampa...wait where are you going...come back I'll tell ya
Flanders Family
Devil Please, allow me to introduce myself...I'm the devil
Done for Ohhh..we're done for. We're done diddly done for. We're done-diddly-doodly-done-diddly-doodley...
Do you for What can I diddly do you for?
Cry Har ye Har ye. I declare myself tickled pink about Springfield's bicentutaly centintutaly rintintutaly day...
Prayers Say your prayers Simpson...Cause the School's can't force ya like they should
Fraid not "Fraid not infinity!" "Fraid not infinity plus one!" "DOH!"
Gamble "What do you think Reverand?" "Once something has been approved by the government, it is no longer immoral"
Hi-dily-Ho "Hi-dily Hey!" "Go home" "Toodley-Doo."
Joy I've got that joy, joy,joy, joy feeling down in my heart...
Mexico Oh you Americans with your due-process and fair-trials...it is always so much easier in Mexico
Indeedily Oh Indeedily-doodily
Hot Hot-diggity
Roger Roger Dodger
Greet Ned greating the Simpsons to their new home
Okily Okily-dokaly
Willie
Be Back "You'll be back! You haven't seen the last of Willie"
Maniac Willie sings "I'm a maniac a maniac thats for sure..."
Willie Sings Willie sings a song
Sued "Huh.. boy, you read my thoughts, you've get the shinnin" "You mean the Shining." "Shhh..you wanna get sued?"
Greased There's neary an animal alive that can outrun a greased Scotsman...
Buttercup Ehhh you silk wearing buttercup
Ralph
English Ralph- "Me fail English..."
Wookie Ralph- "I bent my wookie"
Grow Up Ralph- "When I grow up, I want to be a pricipal or a catipiller..."
Restaurant I heard your dad went into a resturaunt and ate everything in the resuraunt, and they had to close the resturaunt
Worm "Uhh...Miss Hoover?" "Yes, what is it Ralph?" "My worm went in my mouth and then I ate it, can I have new one?" "No Ralph, there aren't any more..."
Themes
Itchy & Scratchy The ever popular Itchy and Scratchy theme song
Eye On Springfield The theme of (you guessed it) Eye On Springfield
Theme 1 Simpsons theme military march style
Theme 2 Simpsons theme Mexican style
Theme 3 Simpsons theme Broadway style
Theme 4 Simpsons theme sitcom style
Theme 5 Simpsons theme song with Addams family twist to it
Theme 6 Simpsons theme song with Australian twist to it
Bad cops "...Bad cops, Bad cops, Springfield cops are on the cas, but what do you expect for the money we make?..."
Other
Lemonade Flanders and former president Bush drinking lemonade.
Gents Apu- "Hello gents..."
Broadway Millhouse- "Let's go crazy Broadway style"
Damn Grampa- "Damn straight"
Old man Old man sings "Old Gramma she ain't what she used to be..."
Stonecutters The Stonecutters song
Baby on Board B-Sharps sing "Baby On Board"
Lousy Dimension Chief Wiggum- "Take that you lousy dimension!"
Krusty
Cartoon Ehhh I could pull a better cartoon out of my aaa...hey, wasn't that great kids?
Endorsed I hardly endorse this event or product
Hello Hello...muhuhahahhahahaha
1973 Now Here's a clip from 1973...(Krusty singing)...Man, what was I on?
Pizza man Hey, Hey, its Krusty the Pizza man ...... alright, now where's my 400 bucks?
Frost Krusty vs. Robert Frost
Apu
Twinky Silly customer, you cannot hurt a twinky!
Name I am Apu Nahasapeemapetilon (By the way that IS the correct spelling of his name according to the book "The Simpsons, a complete guide to our favorite family" by Matt Groening
Sing Apu singing again.
Hot Party This is not as hot a party as I had anticipated
Come again Please come again!
Get out Please pay for your purchases and get out and come again!
Ice We're putting that bitch on ice!
Rope Ooh, they used nylon rope this time. It feels so soft against my skin, almost sensuous
Won't lie I won't lie to you...on this job, you will be shot at
C U In Hell Thank you 4 coming I'll see you in hell!
Teen
Voice Mister I don't like the sound of your voice!
Break Diane, I'm gonna take my break now
Chief Wiggum
Pizza What, what what what what what what.... this better be about pizza
Becoming A Cop "Becoming a cop is not something that happens overnight. It takes one solid weekend of work befoe you get that badge." "Forget about the badge, when do we get the freakin' guns?" "Hey, I told you, you don't get your gun until you tell me your name."
Plane Crash Ok folks, shows over, nothing to see here, shows....oh my GOD a horrible plane crash, hey everybody, get a look at this....
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