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Frozen
In Time: LHS Class of 1986
So you were
living your nice, uneventful, innocuous lives, as soccer moms
or plumbers or something. Then
suddenly, someone sends you an email saying, "Hey, I saw
a picture on the Internet that looks an awful lot like you
when you were thirteen."
Well, guess what: It probably is you when
you were thirteen.
Enclosed are some shots from various sources
(I don't want to name names, but you could say that some of my
sources go by the names of Wendi and Mollie). Childhood is a
bitch. This is the proof. Enjoy.
 
 
David Medsker: Hey, so if you
weren't doing anything...
Nancy Grey: No.
Med: Well, I was just
hoping...
Grey: No.
Med: Yeah, well, I kinda
figured you...
Grey: I've got a gun.
Wendi Howell: Poor bastard. He
just doesn't know when to quit, does he.
Kim Schlereth: I can't believe
I went out with this guy when we were sophomores.
Nita Williams: God, I'm bored.
When is Medsker going to give it up?
Jeff Willis: Man, I really
like Nita. Maybe I can impress her by completely ignoring
her.
Karen E. Harris: God,
someone's taking my picture, and I look like a fucking
frog.
With my most sincere apologies to
Karen E. Harris, who I never thought for a second looked
like a frog.
  
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