I saw you yesterday as you began your daily chores.  As a matter of fact 
you didn't ever bless your meals or pray before going to bed last night.  
You are so ungrateful.  I like that about you.  I can't begin to tell you 
how glad I am that you have not changed your way of living, Fool, you are
mine.  Remember, you and I have been going steady for years, and I don't 
love you yet.  As a matter of fact, I hate you.  I hate you because I 
hate god and he loves you.  I'm going to use you as long as possible 
to pay him back. 
 
You see fool, God loves you, and he has great plans in store 
for you, but you have yielded your life to me.  And i'm going to make your
life a living hell!!!! That way, we'll be together twice. This will really 
hurt  with all the good times we had  watching dirty movies, cussing folks
out, partying, stealing, lying, cheating, being a hypocrite, fornicating,
over-eating, smoking, drinking playing hooky from church, telling dirty 
jokes, gossiping, and back stabbing folks.  Surely you don't want to 
give all of this up.  Come on fool let's burn together forever!  I've 
got some hot plans for us. 

This is just a letter of appreciation from me to you.  I'd like to
say thanks for letting me use you for most of your life.  You are
so gullible.  I laugh when you are tempted to sin, and give in.  Ha Ha  Ha!  
You look 29 years older.  I need some new blood.  So go ahead teach the 
little kids to sin.  All you have to do is smoke, drink, cheat, gamble, 
gossip, fornicate, cuss, over-eat miss Sunday school and week night 
services, party hearty and listen and dance to the top ten jams.  Do 
all of this in the presence of children and they will do it too.  
Kids are like that!

Well fool, I've gotta go now.  But I'll be back in a matter of seconds
to tempt you again.  If you were smart, you would run somewhere and 
confess your sins, and live for God with what little bit of life you 
have left.  It's not my nature to warn anymore, but to be your age 
and still willfully sinning is becoming ridiculous.  Don't get me 
wrong, I still hate you, it's just that you'd make a better fool for Christ.

Now, if you really love me, don't share this letter. Just keep it to yourself. 

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