1. Go to the play pen and play with the little kids .

2. Start singing in your worse voice and make everyone leave so that you'll be up next .

3. Stare at your neighbour till he leaves and start on your other neighbour .

4. Play drums with your neighbour's head .

5. Sport a Japanese soldier's uniform and shout " The British are coming! " .

6. Start juggling your urine samples .

7. Try hypnotising the nurses and try to make them get you an orange sherbet .

8. Pretend to be Captain Kirk from Star Trek and say , " Scotty , gemme outta here quick ! The natives sure are an ugly lot ! "

9. Stare at the wall and when you get tired of the wall , stare at the ceiling .

10. Drink lots of water and go to the toilet 90 times .

101 . While you're in the toilet , do everyone a favour and fix that faulty lamp !