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EDITOR
An editor should have a pimp for a brother, so he'd have someone to look up to.
Gene Fowler
EDUCATION
Education, n. That which discloses to the wise and disguises from the foolish their lack of understanding.
Ambrose Bierce
Men are born ignorant, not stupid; they are made stupid by education.
Bertrand Russell
Society produces rogues, and education makes one rogue cleverer than another.
Oscar Wilde
I prefer the company of peasants because they have not been educated sufficiently to reason incorrectly.
Michel De Montaigne
How is it that little children are so intelligent and men so stupid? It must be education that does it.
Alexandre Dumas
ENEMIES
One should forgive one's enemies, but not before they are hanged.
Heinrich Heine
Bernard Shaw has no enemies but is intensely disliked by his friends.
Oscar Wilde
EQUALITY
Equality may perhaps be a right, but no power on earth can ever turn it into a fact.
Honore De Balzac
That all men are created equal is a proposition to which, at ordinary times, no sane individual has ever given his assent.
Aldous Huxley
EXISTENCE
The very purpose of existence is to reconcile the glowing opinion we hold of ourselves with the appaling things that other people think about us.
Quentin Crisp
EXPERIENCE
Experience is the name everyone gives to their mistakes.
Oscar Wilde
Experience, n. The wisdom that enables us to recognize as an undesirable old acquaintance the folly that we have already embraced.
Ambrose Bierce
We learn from experience that men never learn anything from experience.
George Bernard Shaw