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NATURE
Nature is a hanging judge.
Anonymous
NECESSITY
"Necessity is the mother of invention" is a silly proverb. "Necessity is the mother of futile dodgers" is much nearer the truth.
Alfred North Whitehead
NEW YORK
New York: Where everyone mutinies but no one deserts.
Harry Hershfield
Prison towers and modern posters for soap and whiskey.
Frank Lloyd Wright
New York is the only city in the world where you can get deliberately run down on the sidewalk by a pedestrian.
Russell Baker
NOISE
The amount of noise which anyone can bear undisturbed stands in inverse proportion to his mental capacity.
Arthur Schopenhauer
NONCONFORMITY
Woe to him inside a nonconformist clique who does not conform with nonconformity.
Eric Hoffer