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RAT RACE
The trouble with the rat race is that even if you win, you're still a rat.
Lilly Tomlin
REGEN, RONALD
A triumph of the embalmer's art.
Gore Vidal
RELIGION
All religions are founded on the fear of the many and the cleverness of the few.
Stendhal
Randomness scares people. Religion is a way to explain randomness.
Fran Lebowitz
We must respect the other fellow's religion, but only in the sense and to the extent that we respect his theory that his wife is beautiful and his children smart.
H.L. Mencken
Where it is a duty to worship the sun it is pretty sure to be a crime to examine the laws of heat.
John Morley
THE RICH
What is the matter with the poor is poverty; what is the matter with the rich is uselessness.
George Bernard Shaw
The rich aren't like us, they pay less taxes.
Peter De Vries