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TANNING

I can't take a well-tanned person seriously.
Cleveland Amory

TEACHING

If you can't do, teach. If you can't teach, teach phys-ed.
Anonymous

TEENAGERS

Like it's politicians and it's war, society has the teenagers it deserves.
J.B. Priestly

TELEVISION

Television: chewing gum for the eyes.
Frank Lloyd Wright

Television- a medium. So called because it is neither rare nor well done.
Ernie Kovacs

I must say I find television very educational. The minute someone turns it on, I go to the library and read a good book.
Groucho Marx

Imitation is the sincerest form of television.
Fred Allen

TEMPTATION

Lead me not into temptation; I can find the way myself.
Rita Mae Brown

TEXAS

If I owned Texas and Hell, I would rent out Texas and live in Hell.
Philip Sheridan

TRUST

People who have given us their complete confidence believe that they have a right to ours. The inference is false; a gift confers no rights.
Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

TRUTH

The pure and simple truth is rarely pure and never simple.
Oscar Wilde

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