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VEGETABLES
Vegetables are interesting but lack a sense of purpose when unaccompanied by a good cut of meat.
Fran Lebowitz
VICE
My only aversion to vice, is the price.
Victor Buono
He hasn't a single redeeming vice.
Oscar Wilde
VISIT
Santa Claus has the right idea: visit people once a year.
Victor Borge
VIRTUE
Virtue is insufficient temptation.
George Bernard Shaw
Virtue has never been as respectable as money.
Mark Twain
Woman's virtue is man's greatest invention.
Cornelia Otis Skinner
VOTE
I never vote for anyone. I always vote against.
W.C. Fields