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YOUTH
Youth is a wonderful thing. What a crime to waste it on children.
George Bernard Shaw
Youth is a period of missed opportunities.
Cyril Connolly
The young always have the same problem- how to rebel and conform at the same time. They have now solved this by defying their parents and copying one another.
Quentin Crisp
THE YULETIDE CURMUDGEON
Christmas is a holiday that persecutes the lonely, the frayed and the rejected.
Jimmy Cannon
Something in me resists the calendar expectation of happiness.
J.B. Priestley
Next to a circus there ain't nothing that packs up and tears out any quicker than the Christmas spirit.
Kin Hubbard
Bah. Humbug!
Ebenezer Scrooge