Mr. Idiot Stories (Kathy): episode #2 You jump out of the car
You get to thinking about what’s happened in the last hour. You suddenly have a question in your mind. How did your parents know that was Mr. Idiot’s car? (Mr. Idiot is what you came up with for Mr. Idiot if you don’t know.) You ask your parents that question and they wonder why you want to ask the question. Suddenly, you have the urge to look back at the car following you. You do, and as you do, you wish you hadn’t. You see a bright orange car that has a crazy-looking driver in it. The windshield is even painted, except for a small round circle on the windshield so the idiot driving it can see ahead. You ask your parents again what Mr. Idiot’s car looks like. This time they pause and then decide to tell you the answer to the question you asked. Their answer to you is that it is bright orange, covering all the windows including the windshield except for a small, round circle in the middle in which he can see out of. You scream then looking back again you notice Mr. Idiot’s car suddenly lunge forward and almost (just miss) hit your car. He backs up again for a second try. He misses again. bad aim there, Mr. Idiot, you think. Just as he starts for a 3rd time you unlock your car door, too scared to think first and open it up and jump out. Lucky you did because just as you land on the ground you look up just in time to see Mr. Idiot put on a crash helmet and run into your car. You notice your parents lying in the road (because Mr. Idiot had called this bulldozer at the last minute to make sure the car was crushed and everyone in your car dead.) You sadly realize the fate of your parents just as your uncle notices you for the first time. You look beside where you are standing and notice a cliff. Mr. Idiot gets out of his car and is almost at your side. You soon realize it isn’t a knife, but a sword. He pulls it out and you realize he is about to stab you. You have to act fast, whatever you do. You know your choices are few: jump off the cliff, jump up and backwards, or run away as fast as you can. So, what will your choice be? back to main page
Please choose.
If you choose:
jump off the cliff...
jump up and backwards...
Run away as fast as you can.
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