E-7 and above. The "leadership."
These are the people that are large and in charge. On the soul crusher, I have learned never to trust any of these people and I wonder if I will ever be able to do so anywhere else. These are the people that have driven me to the brink of desertion. These are the people that have taken force reduction as a personnal side job. They have driven out a few, and I am close to being one of them.
- "Please use black shoe polish not white, and buff them with a brush and not a rock."
-MMC
- "I'm always getting talked to about you and I am getting tired of it."
-MMC
- "Oh Hell. If they are going to move us to a drydock, no problem! We'll have to cool down anyway, they can pull the shaft and fix our boot."
-MMC
- "It's things like that that make us look more fucking stupid than you already are."
-MMC
- "There are some people that are doing more than their share of the work. There are some that are doing their share. There are some that aren't doing their share. Those are the people that are going to find my size ten and a half boot up their ass. I'm leaving to fix my brakes."
-MMC
- "I'm leaving to go do my taxes."
-MMC
- "NO! None of our valves leak Eng."
-MMC
- "On the work bench there is wrenches and from MM2 get high temp silver. Start working steam valves. There's too many of them that leak."
-MMC
- "If you got fucked, you can blame it on MM1."
-MMC
- "I'm gonna kick your ass so hard, you'll have butt hairs around your mouth."
-MMC
- "If that sounds like a threat then it is."
-MMC
- "Why are there so many dumb asses?"
-EMC
- "Where the fuck was all this hose when we had the fire?"
-EMC
- "This place is going nuts. It is, it is. This place has gone nuts."
-STSCS
- "Obey me or I'll rip off you other finger and shove it up your fucking ass!"
-COB
- "Ya'll better be field dayin."
-COB, right before he lost his poopie suit
- "If someone isn't doing thier job, you can talk to them that way."
-COB, after he said ‘crank'
- "Your family didn't come in your seabag."
-COB, at E-5 and below call
- "Some people call it ‘brown nosing.' I call it ‘politican'."
-COB, at E-6 call, what we need to do to get promoted
- "I'm a Navy loving dick bag."
-EDEA
- "I picked a bad day to stop smoking crack."
-EDEA
- "Somebody's getting fucked here, and I'm deciding who's getting fucked around here."
-EDEA
- "I better wear a bullet proof vest when I get off this submarine cause my wife's gonna shoot me when I miss Thanksgiving."
-LT
- "Navy. It's not just a job, it's a really shitty job."
-LTJG
- "He's full of shit like a Christmas turkey."
-LTJG
- "That's just what the Engineer needs, another fucking computer game, so I can stand more of his watch, so he can play his computer game."
-LTJG
- "It's just furthering my belief that the Navy is fucked up."
-LTJG
- "I wish I was really fucked up right now."
"So I wouldn't feel the pain."
"The pain of being on BOATNAME."
-LT
- "Good thing we don't have E-mail."
-XO
- "Cleaning is more important than maintenance"
-CO #1
- "I never said you couldn't have day after duty. I just said you couldn't spend it at home."
-CO #1
- "We wont suck as much."
-CO #1
- "Shift MCP to slow, come to AI. We need main engine first stage pressure for training."
-CO #1
- "Recognition is part of what we do this for. It certainly isn't the pay."
-CO #1
- "This turnover period should be your number one priority, more important than maintenance, upkeep, or training."
-CO #1
- "There are no secrets."
-CO #1
- "I feel like Patton."
-MCPON
- "Never gonna get rich in this business."
-MCPON
- "We didn't have a lot of money - like you guys do now."
-MCPON
- "I come from 688s. 100% isn't fast enough."
-CO #2
- "I don't want a bastard. I want a leader."
-Admiral Fluckie, the most decorated American
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