Coners, and no-names

The front part of the boat has to be there because an engine room wont go through the water with that big flat spot up front. The front part of the boat is a cone. The people that "work" there are called "CONERS" and that's all I have to say about that.

• "The qualntity of your stupidity limits my creative ability."
  -MM2
• "No more calling me ‘MR DRAIN PUMP' alright JACK?"
  -MM2
• "I don't know where she was born and she don't look like anybody in the family, but she is the stupidest woman I've ever met."
  -MM1
• "What do you want from him? That's how he's programmed. It's his prime directive. Look out for number one no matter what the cost to anyone else."
  -MM2
• "You guys must like getting underway. Get to catch up on all your movies."
  -ET2
• "This guy pretends real well."
  -12 year old tiger rider
• "I can't get them. The supply system is fucking me."
  -SK1
• "I still haven't got his boat's dick out of my ass yet. It's stuck." -ET3
• "What do you mean I don't get any money for moving my dog?"
  Mrs. Kardos
• "Hey - it's nice and warm down here, two hundred fuking degrees, let's paint the boat."
  -ET3
• "Maybe you are lying to us and you really tried on that test."
  -STSSA
• "I don't get it. We are surfaced. We are about to open the weapons shipping hatch, yet they are worried about water coming down the induction mast and have the sump watch stationed. Just another ‘BOATNAME' day I guess."
  -STSSA
• "We were reprimanded for not providing forceful back up."
  -ET1, who didn't ask if we had crypto books after two officers performed inventory and said we had it all
• "This is a drill. We're supposed to be fucking professional."
  -???
• "When are the going to come out with a 'Tickle Me Penis Pump?"
  -???
• "My welts have turned to scars, I feel no pain."
  -???
• "I felt your package on my asshole."
  -???
• "It feels almost like this is our punishment for going home"
  -???
• "This guy can sniff out a twinkie 2 miles away under 5 miles of concrete."
  -???
• "I noticed the water looked pretty good - when we were tied up next to the whorehouse."
  -???, but whorehouse refered to submarine tender
• "If I don't see the game computer by tomorrow, we will have a 'Health and Comfort' inspection.
  -???
• "If you turn your hand over like this, it will feel like somebody else is doing it.
  -???
• "Sometimes I do it just to see how big a wad I can get."
  -???
• "The rules can be changed when it benifits them."
  -???
• "I am not gonna argue with the ENG."
  -???
• "Master Chief Of The Navy, is that a chief or an officer?"
  -???
• Overheard at training - "What's the difference between fucking a guy in the ass and fucking a girl in the ass because assholes have no gender? Balls bouncing against balls."
  -???
• "We're here to preserve democracy, not practice it."
  -CRIMSON TIDE (GENE HACKMAN)