"E" starting rates.

ELT, EM, ET, these people are not mechanics. I don't hold that against them because I don't want to be a mechanic here either

• "If I had a bag full of rat's asses, I wouldn't give this place one of them."
  -EM3
• "I'm just a rider."
  -EM1, who can't take all acquired leave before retirement date.
  
• "That's how I judge if I'm fat or not. When I'm in the shower I look down and if I can't see my dick, I'm too fat."
  -EM1
• "You put your nut sack on my bald spot you better never sleep on this boat again!"
  -EM1
• "What for - penmenship?"
  -EM2 (after Monday, when MMC receives a Navy Achievement Medal. MM1 received a NAC (Navy Achievement Cardboard.))
• "30 people standing between the bug juice machines, nobody willing to get out of the way."
  -EM2
• ‘Because the COB is a fucking idiot.' ‘Because common sense is not common.' "These two answers answer every question about this boat."
  -EM2
• "Electrical not reliable."
  -EM2
• "And they let me operate a nuclear reactor. Them dumb asses!"
  -EM2
• "If he would do his job, he wouldn't have so much free time."
  -EM2
• "What does the CO have tattooed on his ass? A set of nuke chief anchors."
  -MM1
• "I'm gonna be getting a Com. I was gone for a whole month."
  -MM1 (after Monday, MMC receives a Navy Achievement Medal. MM1 received a NAC (Navy Achievement Cardboard.))
• "She's a boot scootin' whore then. Dancin' with anybody, smilin' at everybody like she wanted to get every bit of their dick in her mouth."
  -MM3
• "By the way, the one that was done right, MM1 did it, and MM1 was the LPO."
  -MM1
• "I'm horny so I'm gonna take it out on your ass."
  -MM3
• "This job fucking sucks my ass."
  -MM3
• "School kids are doing it all over the country. Why can't you?
  -MM2
• "You know, this is the first time I'll ever get clean in ERLL."
  -MM2
• "What's the worst thing that could happen? My wife could see me and say, ‘I can never be with you again.' That wouldn't necessairily be a bad thing."
  -ET2
• "That was a beautiful thing. It wasted like another ten minutes."
  -ET2
• "No. I look at all three every time."
  -ET2
• "I'm getting sick of this stupid bullshit. I don't see how you guys could put up with it for so long."
  -ET2