Wooh:Hi I'm Wooh!I'm a little hyper kitten!I'm black with white toes,white belly,and a white goatee!My pal Stimpy is a orange classic tabby.My hoomans say hes a tiger but I can win a fight with him any day!He's furry lazy.Stimpy almost weighs 20 pounds!(Were both boys by the way.)I can't see how my 11 yr old Meowmie can pick up a fat boy like that.Woooooy!!!Well anyhoo heres my Meowmie....
Meowmie:Nice Wooh real nice.Anyway I'm a 10 yr old girl.(11 on January 4th,1999)I have made lots of homepages.ALL about cats.I just love cats!If I could take my cats or the Playstation(which I can't live without)I would take my cats.Thats how much I love them!A boy at school always makes fun of me at school.Calls me cat woman,Hissy Girl.It doesn't bother me my friends just tell him to shutup.I made up a 12 days of Christmas at school at our Christmas party.Me and my friends(Andrea,Ashley and Erin)Sang it only to our class and our teacher thought it was adoribal.So we sang it in front in the other class and we won the best 12 days of Christmas.YYYAAAYYY!Whoa I've been writing alot.Oh by the way I'm in the 5th grade.
Stimpy:You go Meowmie!Hello I'm fat boy.Well Stimpy.I'm lazy.My Scheldual(how do you spell that?Oh Well) is...lets see,Oh yes...1.Eat,2.drink,3.sleep.4.use litterbox,5.fight with Wooh,6.Sleep,7.Sleep,8.Sleep,9.Sleep,10.Sleep.Well I better go do #5 and get it over with see ya!