WooferMom's Haunted Mansion

The Kitchen
You entered the door that was on your
right. Oh nonono, this can't be. What
would a kitchen be doing in a WooferMom
Mansion? Oh that is right, they did have
servants who cooked and cleaned. Whew.
Now that nearly scared you to death.
There is a fireplace with a crackling
fire and a cauldron hanging over it.
Directly in front of you is a large
wooden chopping block with a bloody
butcher's knife stuck in the wood.
A beautiful witch wearing a gorgeous
lavendar maribou tiara walks into the kitchen
from the back door. She is humming
and singing show tunes to herself.
As you admire her flashy sequin crop
top and fuschia satin boots, she
looks over at you and introduces
herself. Her name is Sassy and she
tells you that she just loves to cook.
She tells you to come sit by the fire
and she will tell you a story. Do you:
Sit by the fire?
Run out the back door?
Slip into the pantry?