February 18, 1998
Mental Hospital Patients go to the Ballpark...

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It seems that the recreational director of a mental hospital wanted to take a well behaved group of inmates to a baseball game. However, the General Manager of the club was a little leery of this.The Recreational Director asked him, "If I prove to you how well behaved they are, will you let them in?" It was agreed. So he said to the group, "Sit down, nuts!" And everyone sat down. "Stand up, nuts!" he commanded, and everyone stood up. Finally he said, "Look behind you, nuts!" and everyone turned around. Pleased with that, the General Manager let them in. About the 3rd inning or so, he heard a tremendous commotion and looked up to see people running helter skelter. He asked what happened and a guy answered, "Someone yelled, "'PEANUTS!'"

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