Surf Tutorial
ALOHA! So you want to learn how to surf. Why?
1. Because surfers get the chicks, man.
Well, yeah, we do. By the truckload. But that's no reason to spend a lot of time and effort in the water. Just buy the clothes and read alt.posers
2. Because I'm a big fan of Baywatch.
Um, yeah well, its like this: IT'S A TV SHOW!!! IT'S NOT REAL!!!
3. Because pro surfing is gonna be my ticket out of this little nowhere town.
Just what town is this?
4. I dunno, it seems like it might be kinda fun.
dingdingdingdingding - We have a winner, read on.
- Boards and equipment DON'T buy an expensive board before your first session. First scab one off a friend, another bloke on the beach, rent one, or dare I say rob one. Also wet suits, leashes, board bags, hand propulsion and a cost overview. You have to read this.
- Surf Rules The etiquette of surfing.
- Surf Essentials Besides a board, wax, finding your surf brah etc.
- Basic instruction to get you out there catching that first wave.
- Advanced Techniques Nailing those moves as you improve.
- Surfboard Repairs From delams, to fins, to snaps.
- Getting ready for the bomb Big wave surfing is another dimension, and requires suitable training and preparation.
- Bodyboard Equipment Everything you could need or want for the noble sport of bodyboarding.
- Body boarding Moves and Techniques All the tricks explained step-by-step, from the basic to the advanced like the famed ARS.
- Surf-speak The definitive guide to the surfing vernacular!
- Safety Take care, the inexperienced or careless surfer can cause serious injury or death to himself or even worse another water user and end up with a law suit on your hands. You have been warned.