Here's a collection of stuff that makes me sooooooooooo mad !

Old men driving in flat caps            Jeez can they not squeeze that "go faster" peddle a bit harder
The drunken git in the cab office    Yeah right !......like I wanna know your life story and that your cat is gay
The penis extension on wheels    Ha Ha wake up Mr. mid-life crisis, a set of wheels don't make yer todger any bigger
Bus drivers                                     Need I say anymore, lobotomized twonks with severe personality disorders
Mr. "You Looking At Me"                Yep I'm trying to see how you hid them bolts in yer neck yah neanderthal
Net names like "BigGuy" and "SurfDood"    GET A FUKKIN LIFE !!!   you spotty little geek
Miss "I'm gonna 'PM' you then bugger off    Don't bother you silly tart, if you wanna chat, then chat in the open first
Mr. "Send my pic before I chat"    Be warned your pic will get banded about quicker than it takes you to tugg one off matey
"Can I help you sir"                        Look pal !.......I'm sniffin round your shop checking stuff out, if I want help then I'll ask
Mr net god                                        Ok so your nickname is summink like "shadow" or "wizard" but you still just a stream of 0's and 1's down a phone line like the rest of us

Keeping up with my ramble ?

3 Grand stereo 1 Grand car        And you wonder why it gets stolen
3 Grand car 1 Grand stereo        Why didn't you just spend all your money on a better car and stop listening to all that dance shit that sounds the bleeding same anywayz
4 Grand car                                    You probably drive like a complete tosser, but without the "kikkin soundz"
Mr. corporate speak                    No you can't touch my base yah bleedin woofter and if I'm ever gonna do lunch It wont be for you
 

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