You get the uncontrollable urge to eat a greasy kebab at 2am, shouting "I Want Everyshin On It", this results in a large intake of antacids the next day and the most horrendous of ailments 'Kebab Hand'........yes that vile greasy onion deposit found under the nails.
Its seems like the best idea in the world is to dance around in KFC singing "Lady Marmalade"..........this I have witnessed on several outings.
The McLaren F1 shopping trolley......yes the silvery delight of a high speed burn in a Tesco's trolley............Sainsbury's ones don't generate enough ground force and are currently under scrutiny by the FIA.
The side ways walk.........yeah the inability to walk in a straight line, the usually ends up in laying like a dead bug in someone's garden (I know I have).
You offer to pay huge sums of money for a car you cannot possibly get insured on (ooops sorry wink me 'ol mate).
You think you know all the words to Jeff Beck's "High Ho Silver Lining"........heheheh bet that's gonna be going through your head for days now.
You enter into the "Kebab Wrapper Olympics", such events as, toss the wrapper, synchronized kicking and the king of all the events, the grease dribble relay.

 

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