Good old Mr. Yuck. Us children of the 80's know him well. If you dont remember him, he used to be a symbol for us little ones to stay away from poison so we wouldnt screw up our minds, but the pop-rocks, Surge, and weed we consumed did the job anyway.
CRIME: Being as cool or cooler than smiley
REWARD: A friendly pat on the back
The Nirvana guy. Well...nothing much to say about him...he's a damn crack-fiend...
CRIME: Drug possesion
REWARD: Nothing!!! He's already messed up enough!
The little yellow guy who promoted widespred happiness after 'Nam. If you havent seen him before, well.... where the hell have you been???
CRIME: Constant happiness, Driving under the influence, Loitering
REWARD: Smiley will be your best friend.