Yes, these are real questions from real people! You dont believe me? Mail one and check back tomorrow.
Lovestruck Female: Mr. Yuck, are you single?
Mr. Yuck: NO!...I'M POISONUS DAMMIT!...GET OFF MY CASE!!!
Stacy C.: Mr. Yuck, are you as sexy as your creator?
Mr. Yuck: Hey, YOU'RE A STUPID BITCH! Ha ha ha ha ha.
Bud Smith: Hey Mr. Yuck, are you really poisonus?
Mr. Yuck: WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU STUPID HICK, SON OF A &!%#$!!!!!
NEXT QUESTION!
Cyber Slayer: What kinda sick bastard are you?!?
Mr. Yuck:Well...hmmm...uuuuhhh...I guess a poisonus sick bastard.
NEXT QUESTION!
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