Jordan Wynja: OK. Let’s start easy. How old are you?

Jordan Wynja: I’m 16 and I’d just like to comment on how studly you are.

JW: Thank you, but that sounded mighty queer.

JW: Shut up.

JW: So why did you decide to make a fingerboarding web site?

JW: Well, it all started  when, about a year ago, I searched fingerboarding on the internet and all that came up  was porn and guitar stuff. I then decided to make the ultimate fingerboarding site of all time.

JW: And so you did.

JW: Yes.

JW: How long have you been fingerboarding for?

JW: Well when I was little, I used to make miniture snowboards for GI Joes and it slowly developed from there. It became really big for me about two years ago during the late fall when it was too cold to skate and no snow to ride.

JW: So you skate and ride?

JW: Yeah, I love both, but since I began to skate so young I’m a better skater than snowboarder. I started to skate super seriously when I was about six then kinda stopped when I was about 11 or 12. I got back into it when I was 15 and can’t get enough of it. I have been skating more seriously in the last two [super short Ontario] seasons and have been developing what I think to be at a fairly good rate. When I hopped back on the skate at 15 I could hardly ollie anymore and now I can nollie hardflip and stuff so I’m stoked on that. But I’m too poor and I break my boards

and trucks and bearings too often and can’t afford to replace them for like two or three months and then I suck again.

JW: What do you want out of this web page?

JW: Nothing. I just want to keep in contact with the general fingerboarding public.

JW: Does it work?

JW: No. No one E-Mails me. I think they are too lazy.

JW: Yeah like you would E-Mail them if they asked you too.

JW: Actually I would. Now let me ask the questions. Yours are stupid. What do you want to do when you grow up? Do you want to be a pro skater?

JW: No, actually I have no intrest in being a pro athlete, but I wouldn’t mind being sponsered just because I’m cheap. I want to start a computer buisness and work out of my home.

JW: You are a geek.

JW: I know.

JW: What’s in the stereo?

JW: Lagwagon, MxPx, Me First and the Gimmie Gimmies, NOFX and New Bomb Turks.

JW: All of that at once?

JW: I’m too cheap to buy the CD’s so I copy them and make a mix tape.

JW: I’m hungry.

JW: Me too. I’m going to get a snack. Coming?

JW: OK.