HILLARY WOODS out of JJ72 This is your shrine! |
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Now, now, now... What's going on here, then...? |
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I don't like boys Because they gang up On sweet little Hillary And beat her up. Get off, you rotters! You may think it's funny To bundle your bass player to the floor And give her chinese burns, But I do not! If I ever met you, I'd ignore you Just like Greaney said that Michael Stipe did In that interview. Michael Stipe is bisexual And in a 'happy relationship with a man' But even Stipe would agree That there is no filleeee Like my Hillareeee. Oh Hillary! Slap that bass for me one time. That's not a euphemism. I'm outta here. |
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