HILLARY WOODS
out of JJ72
This is your shrine!
Now, now, now...
What's going on here, then...?
I don't like boys
Because they gang up
On sweet little Hillary
And beat her up.
Get off, you rotters!
You may think it's funny
To bundle your bass player to the floor
And give her chinese burns,
But I do not!
If I ever met you,
I'd ignore you
Just like Greaney said that Michael Stipe did
In that interview.
Michael Stipe is bisexual
And in a 'happy relationship with a man'
But even Stipe would agree
That there is no filleeee
Like my Hillareeee.

Oh Hillary!
Slap that bass for me one time.
That's not a euphemism.
I'm outta here.
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