Good evening. Come in and dry yourself off. Welcome to Sun-Dog's Kennel. The Master is unavailable at the moment. Between you and me he's concerned about his teams in the World Cup. Having both an English and a Scottish parent and having grown up in both countries means he has two teams to support and twice the sense of worry. It is not helped by problems with the wallpaper in the West Wing.
In the meantime I have been exploring the possibilities of dragging out the Master's Uncle's old card table for visitors to examine. We are also looking into other possibilities for entertaining our guests. The Master is muttering something about 'Shockwaves' which I must confess to a lack of knowledge about. Still, I'm sure he'll explain before too long.
For the moment we still have the Geoguide in the basement which we reccomend all guests look at before they leave. There are also the usual sights to see. If you would kindly come this way I shall point out some of the highlights of the Master's humble town-kennel...
Before you begin exploring the Kennel may I just remind you that the stories, sketches, cartoons and most of the words belong to the Master and is copyrighted by him in either 1997 or 1998.
You may also be interested to learn that you are the th person to have visited the Master's house recently.