The Retropoet

The "Land of the Link Lizards" Page

Section Two -- Geoland

On this page:

Relatively Tame Links

Approved for the Faint of Heart
The Retropoet has no fancy banner or animation to bestow on these websites, yet they deserve an award for excellece of execution. The Retropoet also likes to surf the crest of the wave, but those types of websites will not be found under this section.
Retta's Place . More good humor than you can shake a stick at.
MOM ALERT! VISIT HERE AGAIN!

Stormi's Home .
The source of endless pages of backgrounds, sweet music, and mucho etcetera. VERY WELL DONE!

The wolf center in Ely, Minnesota
Learn as much as you can about the wolf, then pass the knowledge on to someone else.

My favorite wrestler .
This is where I go to get the latest on Tommy "Strychnine" Stryker. I am a Stryker Liker from way back.

Gateway 2000 Computers.
This website is so cool, that I wish a had a gateway computer. Go there. Send me a cow kiss on the nose (retropoet@geocities.com).

League of Conservation Voters
The League of Conservation Voters keeps tabs on members of congress, and annualy reports their voting record on environmental issues.

Parsonstech.com
These guys come up in newspaper blurbs all the time. I briefly visited, once, and mean to go back.

Owls.
Information on owls. Includes links to pictures, text, conservation, and "handcrafted habitats".

Richard LaLonde.
Richard has a place in my heart as the first surfer to visit my page and send me some e-mail. I have visited his website a couple of times and he has a very nice family. They seem to like running, as in marathons, etc.

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LOOKING FOR A JOB?

Webcom / Radioweb .
Includes links to broadcast sites, job listings, and details on how to apply for a job in radio broadcasting.

JOBS !
Minnesota Department of Economic Security: Thousands of job listings.

Job Career Information Center .
Hennepin County Library. It sounds interesting. I have not been there, yet.

Radio and Records Online.
Self billed as the industry's newspaper, they include some job postings, separated by region, and a place to post that you are looking for work.

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Links to Geocities Neighbors

The Retropoet also recommends you volunteer for the tour. This has been customized by me. Click on 'tour' on the banner at the top of the page. My alphabet starts with SoHo and ends with SiliconValley.
SoHo
Dreamworld
Welcome to dreamworld. Would you believe cartoons by a 5 yr. old with accompanying analysis by his shrink? Me neither. But it is a load of laughs and he has a link page that looks like more fun!

Big Scary Housewife
The Big Scary Housewife. Neat page. Find a poetry webring there. And some scary housewife stuff.

Earth Mother
Waiting for another birthday on January 5th, to send birthday wishes. e-mail. I like the e-mail address.

brie's Home Page
If you understand *g* and *lmao* and *lol* and *bag*, then you might enjoy this page. I am just waiting for January 7th, to send birthday wishes.

Surprise
It's a surprise. I found this noted on some scrap paper by my computer.

Jonna
Jonna is a great artist. Quick loading pix, too.

Jayme Decas.
Jayme is a big fan of Queen, so there is lots of stuff about that band there. But that is not all. Oh nosirree, Bob! A page is being added about Mental Hospitals, to go along with some short stories already there. I mean, the stories are on Jami's website, not at the hospital. Visit again! Ask her to design you website, or read her book online.

Roger
Roger's Page. I recommend reading Hallowed Be My Name, a short story by Roger.

SoHo/Lofts
Vampire Coyote.
Visit the vampire/coyote. Poetry, legends, tricks?

South Beach/Lights
Purple Cow
The home of the purple cow. Lots of cute images, soon to be updated with cute baby pictures?

SunsetStrip/Towers
Toadies
A history of the Toadies. One of my favorite bands. I spent an afternoon looking at Toadies fan pages, and here is a simple one with the best information on their past. Otherwise you can just go to Interscope, their label and official website.

TimesSquare
Alex Wagner
Alex Wagner. If you play bridge - its for you. Tons of other links too.

TimesSquare/Alley
Final Fantasy Seven Game Fan
One member of our household played Final Fantasy 7 for many hours. Here is a site about that game, and I assume it includes tips on play.

Tokyo/Ginza
A Stephen Crane Poem . The trouble with edu links, is that the student graduates, and their website disappears. Here is a new link to replace one like I talked about. Interesting midis?

TheTropics
Meara

Meara's Home Page. Also called "My little hole", meaning, apparently, something to crawl into and hide. Some poetry. Some school stuff. A thought-provoking rant on the merits of the death penalty.

Vienna
Rodrian
Rodrian's midis. Some of the best I've heard, all in the classical vein, leaning towards Bach. I just had to have his version of Fur Elise!

Wellesley
Maggie Estep Fan
A fan of Maggie Estep. You know, spoken word, feminist, humor? Also some original poetry, and some Leonard Cohen, and lots of other stuff.

Yosemite/Trails
Minnesota Fishing
A page devoted to fishing in Minnesota, alright?
AAA (self-named sites)
Angela
Pages in German or English. Cats, Dogs, Mynahs, Backgrounds, Web design, banner design, and all around friendliness.

Ann-s-thesia
Formerly SoHo/4941, one of the first sites to take advantage of geocities expanded program. And what a place to visit! Plenty of outstanding graphics. If you are looking for a banner maker, there are links to a goodly number of them. If you have no time for your web site, there is also professional design service available at ann-s-thesia's studio. Surfers beware -- there are two lovebirds here so intimately linked that a surfer could get lost in the web.

Athens/Academy
Do you have a sense of humor?
If the answer is no, you should not go in. Related to the Church of the Bunny, I think.

Athens/Delphi
I Am Curious, Rainbow!
A fine example of a rainbow background. Poetry. Backgrounds available. Some graphic butterflies. A new site for me, not fully explored, yet.

Athens/Parthenon
Crystalbear's Home Page
Original poetry and, as soon as the proper advice is administered, lots of family pictures. If you are a computer whiz, visit Louise and give her a helping hand.

CapeCanaveral/Hangar
Stupid Page of Dinosaurs.
The Stupid Page of Dinosaurs. I discovered this after clicking on the banner for The Stupid Page of Rocks (see Rainforest/Canopy).

CollegePark
Mmontague
mmontague's Home Page. Some cute animations, and links to every conceivable high school subject, almost. Also, to get you started, links to Shakespeare. For newbies some links to html studies. What do you expect in College Park, neon signs?

Colosseum
Super X
A pro wrestler calling himself Super X. A member of an independent wrestlers' web ring, too.

Colosseum/Arena
Superpsicosis
This big fan of wrestling covers the Luchadores out of Mexico City, Mexico (the EMLL).

Colosseum/Field
The Kilt Report homepage
The Kilt Report is an internet magazine reporting wrestling news on a daily basis, featuring a lot of coverage of the independent scene.

Wrestling
I neglected to make a note of what was on this page.

Heartland
Ms-analysis
The net's answer to those two sisters who have newspaper advice columns. Fun.

Hollywood
Hitchhiker's Guide
The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy Home Page. Nuff said.

Hollywood/Set
The First Church of Shatnerology
Pretty much self-descriptive.

Hollywood/Theater
Bambi's Share A Dream
Poetry, and ICQ greeting cards. Neat drawings, a midi or two. In case you want to experiment, my ICQ# is 15713643.
MotorCity
Steve's Classy Chassis
The guy is a welder and is not afraid to experiment with changing a classic car. Worth a visit to hear the midi of "wipeout".

Paris
Rose and Lisa's Future Queens' of the World Home Page
Training, I guess, to become queen of the world.

RainForest/Canopy
The Stupid Page of Rocks
Hey, that's what got me to go there! Also see CapeCanaveral/Hanger.

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OHMIGAWD

If you are a lost soul, searching for the meaning of life, these websites may have some suggestions for you. Please note that the limited scope of these pages precludes inclusion of mainstream religion, which is featured on literally thousands of websites. Featured here are alternatives. Some of them, fortunately, are all in fun.
Superchurch
Led by the Reverend Brer Kat Meow Tse-tongue.

The Intergalactic House of Fruitcakes
I hope I am not infringing on someone's copyright. Copied this from the newspaper (see my top ten list).

Universal Life Church
Sign up to get your own "reverend" designation.

Awaken.
The link is to another link page, but it is in frames, so the whole works is available to you from there. Before you get into the links, explore the rest of the site. This idea is so revolutionary, it deserves a serious looksee.

Aetherius Socitety - UFO's, Yoga, and Channeling by Sir George King
That title is a quote from the actual title of the website.

Gerbalist Preaching
Some websites are serious, others are not. This one, about worshiping rodents, is for fun.

Church of Princess Diana & Diana Speaks
Complete with picture.

The Church of the Blind Chihuahua
This one might surprise you.

The Cult Construction Set
All you need to construct your very own cult.

Do you have a sense of humor?
If the answer is no, you should not go in. Related to the Church of the Bunny, I think.

The First Church of Shatnerology
Pretty much self-descriptive.

Rose and Lisa's Future Queens' of the World Home Page
Training, I guess, to become queen of the world.

Mayhem
Mayhem means harm to humans. This is a totally freakazoid site. Excuse me, please, for being judgemental.

Neotech Zonpower
Lots to read here. Stock up your printer with paper. Get rich, find romance, and/or achieve a perfect mind and body.

Wyrd people
Covers Celtic and Norse religions and gods and godesses.

Alien Bob's Command Post
Don't worry, the alien is not out to harm us, they only want our DNA for experimental purposes. And their real name is not Bob.

Our Lady of Roses - The Ball of Redemption
Another comet is coming!

The Great God Contest
You can enter your god, or check out the handicapping page. There is also a background page so you can "bone up" on the various gods.

The First Presleyterian Church
Read carefully.

Ali's World of the Infinitely Weird but True (ish) - A Little Weird News.
General weird stuff here, as well as weird religions. Updated weekly.

Church of the Bunny
Poor guy made a joke and got driven out of geocities. Tsk, tsk.

Reverend Jack
The First Church of Total Relaxology. They tell me this church is related to the Church of the Subgenius.


Thank You For Your Time
Praise Parmethius
Sign Guestbook of Retropoet
Introduction to the Retropoet
Retropoet Central Station
Land of the Link Lizards
Index of Poetry
Background Credits

Geoland / Retropoet / Geocities / retropoet@geocities.com / revised December 1998
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