A wise [person] once said......

Sophie's Choice by William Styron

"For [English] is a cruel language, its freaky orthography and idiosyncrasies never so absurdly apparent as on the printed page." (96)

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"A true friend knows who you are but likes you anyway."

"Jesus can turn water into wine, but He can't turn your whining into anything."
--Mark Steele

"Nothing is illegal if one hundred businessmen decide to do it." --Andrew Young

"All I ask is a chance to prove that money can't make me happy."

"Monday is an awful way to spend one seventh of your life."

"Boy, n.: A noise with dirt on it."

"Why is it when we talk to God, we're said to be praying -- but when God talks
to us, we're schizophrenic?" --L. Tomlin

"Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway."

"Sex is like air; it's not important unless you aren't getting any."

"Health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die."

"Jury - Twelve people who determine which client has the better lawyer."

Things that make you go "Hmmmm...."

Useless Facts

Actual Answering Machine Messages

 

 

 

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