A wise [person] once said......
Sophie's Choice by William Styron
"For [English] is a cruel language, its freaky orthography and idiosyncrasies never so absurdly apparent as on the printed page." (96)
(3)
"A true friend knows who you are but likes you anyway."
"Jesus can turn water into wine, but He can't turn your
whining into anything."
--Mark Steele
"Nothing is illegal if one hundred businessmen decide to do it." --Andrew Young
"All I ask is a chance to prove that money can't make me happy."
"Monday is an awful way to spend one seventh of your life."
"Boy, n.: A noise with dirt on it."
"Why is it when we talk to God, we're said to be praying
-- but when God talks
to us, we're schizophrenic?" --L. Tomlin
"Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway."
"Sex is like air; it's not important unless you aren't getting any."
"Health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die."
"Jury - Twelve people who determine which client has the better lawyer."
Things that make you go "Hmmmm...."
Actual Answering Machine Messages