The sun is shining, the day is young, we've got our whole lives ahead of us, and you're inside worrying about a stupid burned-out light bulb?
Just one. And I'll replace any wiring that's not up to code.
I can't reach the stupid lamp!
I'll just blow in the Border collie's ear and he'll do it. By the time he finishes rewiring the house, my nails will be dry
Go Ahead! Make me!
Puh-leeze, dah-ling. That is why we have the servants. . . .
Oh, me, me!!! Pleeeeeeze let me change the light bulb! Can I? Can I? Huh? Huh? Can I?
Let the Border collie do it. You can feed me while he's busy.
Why change it? I can still pee on the carpet in the dark.
While it's dark, I'm going to sleep on the couch.
Mastiffs are NOT afraid of the dark.
ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
Yo quiero Taco Bulb.
Can somebody else do it? I've got the worst hangover.
I see it, there it is, right there...
It isn't moving. Who cares?
Put all the light bulbs in a little circle...
Light bulb? Light bulb? That thing I just ate was a light bulb?
