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It's the most wonderful time of the year.
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The Body Snatcher
by Robert Louis Stevenson
      Every night in the year, four of us sat in the small parlour of the
George at Debenham -- the undertaker, and the landlord, and
Fettes, and myself. Sometimes there would be more; but blow
high, blow low, come rain or snow or frost, we four would be
each planted in his own particular armchair. Fettes was an old
drunken Scotchman, a man of education obviously, and a man of
some property, since he lived in idleness. He had come to
Debenham years ago, while still young, and by a mere
continuance of living had grown to be an adopted townsman. His
blue camlet cloak was a local antiquity, like the church spire. His
place in the parlour at the George, his absence from church, his
old, crapulous, disreputable vices, were all things of course in
Debenham. He had some vague Radical opinions and some
fleeting infidelities, which he would now and again set forth and
emphasise with tottering slaps upon the table. He drank rum -- five
glasses regularly every evening; and for the greater portion of his
nightly visit to the George sat, with his glass in his right hand, in
a state of melancholy alcoholic saturation. We called him the
doctor, for he was supposed to have some special knowledge of
medicine, and had been known, upon a pinch, to set a fracture or reduce a dislocation; but, beyond these
slight particulars, we had no knowledge of his character and
antecedents.
      One dark winter night -- it had struck nine some time before the
landlord joined us -- there was a sick man in the George, a great
neighbouring proprietor suddenly struck down with apoplexy on his
way to Parliament; and the great man's still greater London doctor
had been telegraphed to his bedside. It was the first time that such a
thing had happened in Debenham, for the railway was but newly
open, and we were all proportionately moved by the occurrence.
      'He's come,' said the landlord, after he had filled and lighted his
pipe.
      'He?' said I. 'Who? -- not the doctor?'
      'Himself,' replied our host.
      'What is his name?'
      'Dr Macfarlane,' said the landlord.
      Fettes was far through his third tumbler, stupidly fuddled, now
nodding over, now staring mazily around him; but at the last word
he seemed to awaken, and repeated the name 'Macfarlane' twice,
quietly enough the first time, but with sudden emotion at the second.
      'Yes,' said the landlord, 'that's his name, Dr Wolfe
Macfarlane.'
      Fettes became instantly sober; his eyes awoke, his voice became
clear, loud, and steady, his language forcible and earnest. We were
all startled by the transformation, as if a man had risen from the
dead.
      'I beg your pardon,' he said; 'I am afraid I have not been paying
much attention to your talk. Who is this Wolfe Macfarlane?' And
then, when he had heard the landlord out, 'It cannot be, it cannot
be,' he added; 'and yet I would like well to see him face to face.'
      'Do you know him, doctor?' asked the undertaker, with a gasp.
      'God forbid!' was the reply. 'And yet the name is a strange one;
it were too much to fancy two. Tell me, landlord, is he old?'
      'Well,' said the host, 'he's not a young man, to be sure, and his
hair is white; but he looks younger than you.'
      'He is older, though; years older. But,' with a slap upon the
table, 'it's the rum you see in my face -- rum and sin. This man,
perhaps, may have an easy conscience and a good digestion.
Conscience! Hear me speak. You would think I was some good,
old, decent Christian, would you not? But no, not I; I never canted.
Voltaire might have canted if he'd stood in my shoes; but the
brains' -- with a rattling fillip on his bald head -- 'the brains were
clear and active, and I saw and made no deductions.'
      'If you know this doctor,' I ventured to remark, after a
somewhat awful pause, 'I should gather that you do not share the
landlord's good
opinion.
Fettes paid no regard to me.
      'Yes,' he said, with sudden decision, 'I must see him face to
face.'
      There was another pause, and then a door was closed rather
sharply on the first floor, and a step was heard upon the stair.
      'That's the doctor,' cried the landlord. 'Look sharp, and you can
catch him.'
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