It was very quiet and dark and Fred decided to peek out to see if the depraved and voracious dead were still there. He opened the door, lost his balance and fell out of the trap door onto the cot. Soiling himself in terror, Fred realized that no one was there. He took a deep breath and began to get control of himself, but then Depraved Velma, Depraved Daphne and Depraved Shaggy, along with a Depraved Half of Alvin quickly closed in on him and tore him to shreds. There will be much rejoicing in Who-ville tonight!
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| Page 1 Eat Every Herb of the Land | The van is the real Mystery Machine, slightly altered. The bear head is from Desperation by Stephen King. I think part of Fred is from Leonardo DiCaprio, but I don't remember which part. Velma is from Dracula. Daphne's face formerly belonged to Priscilla Presley. Shaggy is the great Venezuelan Rastafarian revolutionary Yar Abrahamson. The background is a photo of a field somewhere near Amubri, Costa Rica, not far from the Panamanian border. |
| Page 2 A Sleepy Little Town | The police officer is a composite of Rocky Horror and Andre's radioactive dad from The Barn of the Naked Dead. The hat and gun were generously donated to us by the Northampton Police Department. The jail background is a photo of a Sumie painting from Kyoto, Japan. Alvin is from Draw Insects by Doug Dubosque. |
| Page 3 An Elaborate Cathedral | The background is a photo of Santiago de la Compostela, Spain. The cathedral contains elements from Porto, Portugal; Santiago de la Compostela, Spain; Milano, Italy; Wien, Austria; Machaloa, Honduras; Istanbul, Turkey; Singosari and Borobudor, Indonesia. The Cthulhu statue on top of the cathedral has the body of W.W.Winslow's Tin Woodsman. |
| Page 4 Crystal Spiral Staircase | The scary blond female is from a painting titled Amok by the late Dutch Master Arlo Wayne Oot, inspired by his 9 years of slavery under his demented sister Laetitia. The cows are from an Andy Warhol silk screen, but the eyes are from a Gig puppy. The staircase itself is from The Grand Coffee Table Book of Crystal Staircases by Juanito Loathesome, Ph.D. |
| Page 5 Bizarre Delicacies from Another Universe | The background is Biomechanoid Landscape I by H.R.Giger. The Hideous Icebox is from a website called Monsterous Refrigerators of Canada. By all means pay them a visit. |
| Page 6 Something Wrong with Velma | Velma's necklace, from left to right: Flayo the Clown, The Golden Apple of Eris, the Skull of Rutherford B. Hayes, The Glowing Green Skull in Joseph Campbell's basement, The Fifth Orphan of the Apocalypse, Ol' Pumpkinhead. Velma's belt from right to left: Rotten Nancy Reagan, "Che" Guevara, Francis, St. Jerome, a very young Whitney Housten, and I'm not sure who that last one is. Better to admit ignorance than give incorrect information. |
| Page 7 Pulsating Red Passageway | The background is from Bondage Ideas for the Thrifty Housewife The hideous icebox' teeth belong in the mouth of Borf from the video game Space Ace. I think Velma's teeth are from American Werewolf in London, but I could be wrong. |
| Page 8 Her Eyes Awash in Erotic Bloodlust | The background is a photo of a grotto in Boboli Gardens, Firenze, Italy. Hidden among the flames are a heirloom bong that had unfortunately had to be hastily discarded, the Necronomicon Singers, a Reaper incense burner which has long been shattered, Dr. Qwerstin Whammo Jekyll and a Corn Demon from Dali's museum in Figueras, Spain. Velma's arms come from the martyred St. Jerome. |
| Page 9 I've Got an Idea! | The background is from The Interdimensional Dildo Museum in Sioux Falls, South Dakota. |
| Page 10 Totally Dark | The ghosts are Safan Michael (another great South American Rastafarian hero), Ras Tafari, Nicolette, Isis S.S., The Tall Man, and Someone in a Skull Mask(You know who you are). |
| Page 11 Depraved and Voracious Dead | Hidden among the flames are Our Mother of Eternal Shade, Ma Kali, a Gig puppy, Vishnu, Mae West, the Singapurian Merlion, Alice, Cristoforo Colombo, a tanuki, an Octopoid Stella Maris, and me in a bathing suit. Hail Eris. |
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